gaymilesedgeworth:

gaymilesedgeworth:

gaymilesedgeworth:

i love stock photos so much

i googled “protest stock photo” because i was curious to see how they would handle the subject matter while maintaining the inoffensive, generic marketability of most stock images and i don’t know what i expected but uh

group chat after you post something cursed

I relate to Horikoshi.

celticpyro:

armedandgayngerous:

lotus-duckies:

some times it be like this, some times it be like that

I can confirm It Really Do Be Like That Sometimes.

goatmusk:

i always feel inclined to reblog this because it is literally the best hair flip in the history of hair flips

Source: dolaredola

butmuhgains:

plasmalogical:

wastedawayagaininmargaritaville:

Why is this on shitty car mods? This is revolutionary

becomes extremely enlightened when my airbag deploys and pushes all of these into the exact center of my brain

you ever just

turn your airbag into a fucking claymore

Source: shitty-car-mods-daily

snakesaredelicious:

saint-ambrosef:

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

If you plan to pray and a nagging voice in your head says, “Don’t bother, you aren’t good/holy/sinless enough to pray” you punch the heck outta that voice and pray anyway because Satan is a weak hoe and you should be praying the most when you are at your lowest point.

“Satan is a weak hoe” should be embroidered on throw pillows

Source: inuhito

chrisshemsworth:

ziyal:

when i see those posts about like “what division of starfleet would you be” i’m like…. if the star trek universe was real i would just fuckin live on earth in a little house and chill out in post-scarcity utopia i’m not gonna go to space and DIE