My friend turned 29 today.
For his birthday, he hosted several “challenges” to set our stats – contests of strength, agility, wisdom, etc. (constitution was how well we could bear eating spicy salsa, intelligence was nerdy trivia, etc)
Based on our final stats, he assigned characters – heroes of various types, or goblins.
We then went out and played “live” DND.
Everyone here is between ages 23 and 29.
Anyway, if someone says adulthood means abandoning ridiculous parties and fun times with your friends they’re full of shit.
If you’re not willing to snort my ashes then what kind of friend are you
you are incredibly valid
I’m goin to have my ashes mixed in with glitter confetti cannons that will be at my funeral so when my funeral song(thnks fr th mmrs by fall out boy) hits its chorus I can be blasted all over my mourners.
inconveniencing people even from the grave
At my funeral everyone else gets cremated.
This is honestly my favorite single statement in the English language and I’m willing to bet I’d love it just as much in any translated form
My best friend wants to have her ashes sprinkled on top of risotto & wants her will to state that whoever eats her ashes can have her estate.
You are so lucky to have this person as a friend
Real Question: Is eating someone that’s been cremated cannibalism?
You People Comprehensively Exhaust Me
pour my ashes into a hoola hoop and enter as many competions as you can. my spirit will be with you.
If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can’t humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be.
Well if a bunch of ants formed a circle in my house I’d certainly notice, try to figure out where they’d all come from, and possibly wreak destruction there.
Cthulhu with a giant can of bug spray: I’m getting real tired of this shit.
Giant tarantulas keep tiny frogs as pets. Insects will eat the burrowing tarantulas’ eggs – so the spiders protect the frogs from predators, and in return the frogs eat the insects. Source
This has blown my mind for years. It’s so unreal. It’s almost the same exact reason humans and cats started living together.
Tiny frogs are tarantula housecats. A science fact seldom gets to sound that much like meaningless word salad.
This is legit, guys. And I’m excited about it.
Someone needs to draw a tarantula person with a tiny pet housefrog now. Please let this be a thing.
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