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canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
Canon: they all lived happily ever after
Angsty fanfic: fUCK YOU
Canon: they fucked
Fluff fanfic: fUcK yOu
Canon: they were sweet and innocent
Smut fanfic: FUCK EACHOTHER
Canon: that’s the end
Domestic fanfic: fUCK YOU
Canon: Stop-
Fanfic: FUCK YOU
Canon: this happe-
Fanfic: FUCK YOU
Writers: Bad people are still people with their own problems and emotions, even when they cause problems and distress and hurt other people.
Tumblr Gremlins: Problematic. Blocked.
Twitter “Purists”: No this character is the base end goals personified, and that is all the character needs to be, and attempts to make them human is to destroy the character.
Writers: This is a good person, who makes mistakes caused by grief or anger, but they try to do their best to live their life by a strong moral code, be heroic and make up for what they’ve done wrong.
Tumblr: No, if this character isn’t perfect 115% of the time, they’re a trash can. Problematic. Blocked.
5/7/2018: Hey, aspiring fantasy writers!
Having trouble deciding what role is best to give your character(s)? Well then, here is a collection of medieval-fantasy type jobs (both historical and fictional) in alphabetical order that can help you choose the right one.
- Abbot; Abbess
- Academic/Professor
- Actor
- Adventurer
- Adviser
- Alchemist
- Alienist
- Almoner
- Animal trainer
- Antiquarian
- Apothecary
- Arbalest
- Arcanist
- Archer
- Architect
- Armorer
- Artificer
- Artist
- Assassin
- Astrologer
- Auctioneer
- Author, Nonfiction
- Bailiff
- Baker; Baxter
- Bandit (Outlaw, Thug, Highwayman, Plunderer, Marauder)
- Banker
- Barbarian
- Barber
- Bard
- Barkeeper
- Bathhouse Attendant
- Beast Tamer
- Beastmaster
- Beggar
- Berserker
- Bishop
- Blacksmith
- Bladesmith
- Bodyguard
- Bookbinder
- Bounty Hunter
- Brewer; Brewster
- Broker
- Butcher
- Butler
- Candlemaker
- Captain
- Cardinal
- Caregiver
- Carpenter
- Carriage driver
- Carter (Carrier)
- Cataphract
- Chainsmith
- Chamberlain
- Chandler
- Chaplain
- Chariot racer
- Cheesemaker
- Chimneysweep
- City guard
- Cleric
- Clerk
- Cobbler
- Confectioner
- Constable; Marshal
- Convict
- Cook; Pastry chef
- Cooper (barrels/buckets)
- Copyist/Scribe
- Cordwainer (Shoemaker)
- Crusader
- Dancer
- Deacon
- Dentist
- Deprived
- Detective
- Diplomat
- Diva
- Dockworker
- Doctor
- Dog trainer
- Domestic Servants
- Dragonrider
- Dressmaker
- Druid
- Duelist
- Dyer
- Embroiderer
- Emperor/Empress
- Enforcer of Laws against Rich Clothes
- Engineer
- Escapist
- Explorer
- Falconer
- Farmer
- Farrier (horse shoes)
- Fighter
- Fighting Clerics
- Fisherman
- Fishmonger
- Flagellant
- Fletcher
- Florist
- Footman
- Friar
- Furniture maker
- Gardener
- Gladiator/arena fighter
- Glazier
- Goldsmith
- Gong Farmer
- Grave Robber
- Gravedigger
- Guardian
- Guru
- Hack driver
- Harbormaster
- Hatter
- Hay seller
- Headsman; Hangman
- Healer; Midwife
- Hellion
- Herald
- Herbalist
- Hermit
- Hero
- Houndmaster
- Housewife
- Hunter
- Illuminator
- Illusionist
- Importer; Exporter
- Innkeeper
- Inquisitor
- Interpreter
- Inventor
- Investigator
- Jester or Fool
- Jeweler
- Judge
- King
- Knife thrower
- Knight
- Lady’s maid
- Lawyer
- Leper
- Locksmith
- Logger
- Loremaster
- Mage
- Magician
- Maid
- Man-at-Arms
- Mapmaker (Cartographer)
- Mason
- Master of Ceremonies
- Mayor
- Medium
- Mercenary
- Merchant
- Messenger
- Miller
- Miner
- Minstrel; Jongleur
- Money Changer
- Monk, Nun
- Musician
- Necromancer
- Noble
- Noblewoman
- Nurse
- Nursemaid/wetnurse
- Occultist
- Official
- Oracle
- Page
- Painter
- Paladin
- Papermaker
- Parchment and Ink Seller
- Pardoner
- Parson
- Peasant
- Peddler
- Philosopher
- Pilgrim
- Pirate
- Playwright
- Poet
- Polymath
- Pontiff
- Pope
- Porter
- Potioneer
- Potter
- Priest
- Prince
- Princess
- Prisoner (hard labor)
- Produce vendor
- Prophet
- Prostitute; Courtesan
- Provost
- Pyromancer
- Queen
- Ranger
- Rat catcher
- Ringmaster
- Rogue
- Ropemaker
- Saddler (Yo mama!)
- Sage
- Sailor
- Salt seller
- Salter or Daysalter
- Schoolmaster; Teacher
- Sculptor
- Sentinel
- Seraph
- Serf
- Servant (laundry, kitchen, cleaner)
- Shaman
- Sheriff
- Shieldmaiden
- Shipwright
- Shopowner
- Silversmith
- Skald
- Slave
- Slave trader
- Smelter
- Smuggler
- Sniper
- Soldier
- Sorcerer/Sorceress
- Spinster; Spinner
- Spy
- Squire
- Stable hand
- Stablemaster
- Stained-Glass Artist
- Steward
- Stonemason
- Street Cleaner
- Strongman (or woman)
- Summoner
- Surgeon
- Swashbuckler
- Sweet maker
- Tailor
- Tanner (leather)
- Taxman
- Templar
- Thatcher (thatched roofs)
- Thief
- Thrall
- Torturer
- Town Crier
- Toymaker
- Trapper
- Traveling Merchant
- Treasure hunter
- Trickster
- Troubadour
- Tutor
- Undertaker
- Vestal
- Viking
- Wagoneer
- Walker or Fuller
- Wanderer
- Warlock
- Warlord
- Warrior
- Weapons instructor
- Weaver; Webster (fabric, rugs, baskets)
- Wheelwright
- Wisewoman
- Witch/Wizard
- Witch Hunter
- Wood-carver
- Wool-carder
- Yeoman
If there are more you want to add to the list, feel free to reblog and share your suggestions. The more the merrier!
(Note: Some jobs listed here are probably the same as certain others but with a different title.)
me, thinking of a fic idea: then i was inspired
me, after trying to write it: now im sad and tired
Writer goals: Fanart based on your writings
Artist goals: Fanfics based on your drawings
Reader goals: Your fav fan writer and your fav fan artist going back and forth in a delicious cycle of fic and art, until you’re printing out Tumblr pages so you can roll around in a pile of them
THIS!
asks for fanfic writers
drop a number and a fandom in my askbox and I’ll answer:
- things that inspire you
- things that motivate you
- name three favorite writers
- name three authors that were influential to your work and tell why
- since how long do you write?
- how did writing change you?
- early influences on your writing
- what time are you most productive?
- do you set yourself deadlines?
- how do you do your researches?
- do you listen to music when writing?
- favorite place to write
- hardest character to write
- easiest character to write
- hardest verse to write
- easiest verse to write
- favorite AU to write
- favorite pairing to write
- favorite fandom to write
- favorite character to write
- least favorite character to write
- favorite story you’ve ever written
- least favorite story you’ve ever written
- favorite scene you’ve ever written
- favorite line you’ve ever written
- story you’re most proud of
- best review you ever got
- worst review you ever got
- favorite story/poem of another author
- hardest part of writing
- easiest part of writing
- alternate title for (insert story title)
- alternate ending for (insert story title)
- alternate pairing for (insert story title)
- single story or multi-part story?
- one-shot or multi-chaptered story?
- canon or AU?
- do you reread your own stories?
- do you want to be published some day?
- which one of your stories would you most like to see as a movie/series
- one song that captures (insert story title)
- do you plan or do you write whatever comes to your mind?
- would you ever write a sequel for (insert fic title here)
- do you write linear or do you write future scenes if you feel like it?
- share the synopsis of a story you work on that you haven’t published yet
- share a scene of a story that you haven’t published yet
- how many unfinished ideas/stories are you working on at the same time?
- three spoilers for (insert story title)
- writing advice
- open question to the writer
People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter
This is 1000% more motivating than every preachy “real writers write every day” post on all of Tumblr.
Always gotta reblog the Two Cake Theory
WIKIPEDIA MONSTER COMPILATION PAGES FOR PEOPLE
- japanese creatures
- greek creatures
- creatures organised by type
- creatures listed by letter
- humanoid creatures
- filipino creatures
- chinese creatures
- cryptids
- ‘fearsome critters’
- angels
- beings referred to as fairies
- creatures that pretend to be human
- a page on therianthropic creatures
- shapeshifters
- hybrid creatures
- extraterrestrial creatures
- deities
- a page of mythology page links
- a section of folklore page links
- flying creatures
- theological demons
- fictional species lists
- mythology related lists
- legendary creature related lists
Saving for later 👍
