its-david-kiddos:

preston-the-theatre-child:

its-david-kiddos:

preston-the-theatre-child:

its-david-kiddos:

preston-the-theatre-child:

drrarythings:

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

Canon: they all lived happily ever after

Angsty fanfic: fUCK YOU

Canon: they fucked

Fluff fanfic: fUcK yOu

Canon: they were sweet and innocent

Smut fanfic: FUCK EACHOTHER

Canon: that’s the end

Domestic fanfic: fUCK YOU

Canon: Stop-

Fanfic: FUCK YOU

Canon: this happe-

Fanfic: FUCK YOU

shippingisnotactivism:

a-land-lacking-sleep:

charlesoberonn:

Writers: Bad people are still people with their own problems and emotions, even when they cause problems and distress and hurt other people.

Tumblr Gremlins: Problematic. Blocked.

Twitter “Purists”: No this character is the base end goals personified, and that is all the character needs to be, and attempts to make them human is to destroy the character.

Writers: This is a good person, who makes mistakes caused by grief or anger, but they try to do their best to live their life by a strong moral code, be heroic and make up for what they’ve done wrong.

Tumblr: No, if this character isn’t perfect 115% of the time, they’re a trash can. Problematic. Blocked.

5/7/2018: Hey, aspiring fantasy writers!

paulgehleart:

Having trouble deciding what role is best to give your character(s)? Well then, here is a collection of medieval-fantasy type jobs (both historical and fictional) in alphabetical order that can help you choose the right one.

  • Abbot; Abbess
  • Academic/Professor
  • Actor
  • Adventurer
  • Adviser
  • Alchemist
  • Alienist
  • Almoner
  • Animal trainer
  • Antiquarian
  • Apothecary
  • Arbalest
  • Arcanist
  • Archer
  • Architect
  • Armorer
  • Artificer
  • Artist
  • Assassin
  • Astrologer
  • Auctioneer
  • Author, Nonfiction
  • Bailiff
  • Baker; Baxter
  • Bandit (Outlaw, Thug, Highwayman, Plunderer, Marauder)
  • Banker
  • Barbarian
  • Barber
  • Bard
  • Barkeeper
  • Bathhouse Attendant
  • Beast Tamer
  • Beastmaster
  • Beggar
  • Berserker
  • Bishop
  • Blacksmith
  • Bladesmith
  • Bodyguard
  • Bookbinder
  • Bounty Hunter
  • Brewer; Brewster
  • Broker
  • Butcher
  • Butler
  • Candlemaker
  • Captain
  • Cardinal
  • Caregiver
  • Carpenter
  • Carriage driver
  • Carter (Carrier)
  • Cataphract
  • Chainsmith
  • Chamberlain
  • Chandler
  • Chaplain
  • Chariot racer
  • Cheesemaker
  • Chimneysweep
  • City guard
  • Cleric
  • Clerk
  • Cobbler
  • Confectioner
  • Constable; Marshal
  • Convict
  • Cook; Pastry chef
  • Cooper (barrels/buckets)
  • Copyist/Scribe
  • Cordwainer (Shoemaker)
  • Crusader
  • Dancer
  • Deacon
  • Dentist
  • Deprived
  • Detective
  • Diplomat
  • Diva
  • Dockworker
  • Doctor
  • Dog trainer
  • Domestic Servants
  • Dragonrider
  • Dressmaker
  • Druid
  • Duelist
  • Dyer
  • Embroiderer
  • Emperor/Empress
  • Enforcer of Laws against Rich Clothes
  • Engineer
  • Escapist
  • Explorer
  • Falconer
  • Farmer
  • Farrier (horse shoes)
  • Fighter
  • Fighting Clerics
  • Fisherman
  • Fishmonger
  • Flagellant
  • Fletcher
  • Florist
  • Footman
  • Friar
  • Furniture maker
  • Gardener
  • Gladiator/arena fighter
  • Glazier
  • Goldsmith
  • Gong Farmer
  • Grave Robber
  • Gravedigger
  • Guardian
  • Guru
  • Hack driver
  • Harbormaster
  • Hatter
  • Hay seller
  • Headsman; Hangman
  • Healer; Midwife
  • Hellion
  • Herald
  • Herbalist
  • Hermit
  • Hero
  • Houndmaster
  • Housewife
  • Hunter
  • Illuminator
  • Illusionist
  • Importer; Exporter
  • Innkeeper
  • Inquisitor
  • Interpreter
  • Inventor
  • Investigator
  • Jester or Fool
  • Jeweler
  • Judge
  • King
  • Knife thrower
  • Knight
  • Lady’s maid
  • Lawyer
  • Leper
  • Locksmith
  • Logger
  • Loremaster
  • Mage
  • Magician
  • Maid
  • Man-at-Arms
  • Mapmaker (Cartographer)
  • Mason
  • Master of Ceremonies
  • Mayor
  • Medium
  • Mercenary
  • Merchant
  • Messenger
  • Miller
  • Miner
  • Minstrel; Jongleur
  • Money Changer
  • Monk, Nun
  • Musician
  • Necromancer
  • Noble
  • Noblewoman
  • Nurse
  • Nursemaid/wetnurse
  • Occultist
  • Official
  • Oracle
  • Page
  • Painter
  • Paladin
  • Papermaker
  • Parchment and Ink Seller
  • Pardoner
  • Parson
  • Peasant
  • Peddler
  • Philosopher
  • Pilgrim
  • Pirate
  • Playwright
  • Poet
  • Polymath
  • Pontiff
  • Pope
  • Porter
  • Potioneer
  • Potter
  • Priest
  • Prince
  • Princess
  • Prisoner (hard labor)
  • Produce vendor
  • Prophet
  • Prostitute; Courtesan
  • Provost
  • Pyromancer
  • Queen
  • Ranger
  • Rat catcher
  • Ringmaster
  • Rogue
  • Ropemaker
  • Saddler (Yo mama!)
  • Sage
  • Sailor
  • Salt seller
  • Salter or Daysalter
  • Schoolmaster; Teacher
  • Sculptor
  • Sentinel
  • Seraph
  • Serf
  • Servant (laundry, kitchen, cleaner)
  • Shaman
  • Sheriff
  • Shieldmaiden
  • Shipwright
  • Shopowner
  • Silversmith
  • Skald
  • Slave
  • Slave trader
  • Smelter
  • Smuggler
  • Sniper
  • Soldier
  • Sorcerer/Sorceress
  • Spinster; Spinner
  • Spy
  • Squire
  • Stable hand
  • Stablemaster
  • Stained-Glass Artist
  • Steward
  • Stonemason
  • Street Cleaner
  • Strongman (or woman)
  • Summoner
  • Surgeon
  • Swashbuckler
  • Sweet maker
  • Tailor
  • Tanner (leather)
  • Taxman
  • Templar
  • Thatcher (thatched roofs)
  • Thief
  • Thrall
  • Torturer
  • Town Crier
  • Toymaker
  • Trapper
  • Traveling Merchant
  • Treasure hunter
  • Trickster
  • Troubadour
  • Tutor
  • Undertaker
  • Vestal
  • Viking
  • Wagoneer
  • Walker or Fuller
  • Wanderer
  • Warlock
  • Warlord
  • Warrior
  • Weapons instructor
  • Weaver; Webster (fabric, rugs, baskets)
  • Wheelwright
  • Wisewoman
  • Witch/Wizard
  • Witch Hunter
  • Wood-carver
  • Wool-carder
  • Yeoman

If there are more you want to add to the list, feel free to reblog and share your suggestions. The more the merrier!

(Note: Some jobs listed here are probably the same as certain others but with a different title.)

asks for fanfic writers

ibuzoo:

drop a number and a fandom in my askbox and I’ll answer:

  1. things that inspire you
  2. things that motivate you
  3. name three favorite writers
  4. name three authors that were influential to your work and tell why
  5. since how long do you write?
  6. how did writing change you?
  7. early influences on your writing
  8. what time are you most productive?
  9. do you set yourself deadlines?
  10. how do you do your researches?
  11. do you listen to music when writing?
  12. favorite place to write
  13. hardest character to write
  14. easiest character to write
  15. hardest verse to write
  16. easiest verse to write
  17. favorite AU to write
  18. favorite pairing to write
  19. favorite fandom to write
  20. favorite character to write
  21. least favorite character to write
  22. favorite story you’ve ever written
  23. least favorite story you’ve ever written
  24. favorite scene you’ve ever written
  25. favorite line you’ve ever written
  26. story you’re most proud of
  27. best review you ever got
  28. worst review you ever got
  29. favorite story/poem of another author
  30. hardest part of writing
  31. easiest part of writing
  32. alternate title for (insert story title)
  33. alternate ending for (insert story title)
  34. alternate pairing for (insert story title)
  35. single story or multi-part story?
  36. one-shot or multi-chaptered story?
  37. canon or AU?
  38. do you reread your own stories?
  39. do you want to be published some day?
  40. which one of your stories would you most like to see as a movie/series
  41. one song that captures (insert story title)
  42. do you plan or do you write whatever comes to your mind?
  43. would you ever write a sequel for (insert fic title here)
  44. do you write linear or do you write future scenes if you feel like it?
  45. share the synopsis of a story you work on that you haven’t published yet
  46. share a scene of a story that you haven’t published yet
  47. how many unfinished ideas/stories are you working on at the same time?
  48. three spoilers for (insert story title)
  49. writing advice
  50. open question to the writer

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