Tag: weapons

vampireapologist:

istolethem-fromthepresident:

vampireapologist:

theubergrump:

vampireapologist:

what good is a piano full of Actual For Real Bees if they don’t even know how to play

Transcribed (paragraph breaks are where the video cuts): 

“You know, life is normal, I just have to very cautiously move Brianna’s many swords, because there are bees coming out of the piano upon which she stores them!

Okay, the axes are my fault, so, I guess I have to take some of the blame here.

The longbow’s mine, but I’m not taking credit for this: [the camera pans to a staff topped with a carved wolf’s head]

You know, just the Piano Bees, so… Not a big deal. We’re just- we’re not worried about it, we’re just not worried abou-”

this was a simpler time

what is this who is Brianna why do you both have so many weapons

the bees are the least troubling thing about this

so you’re just gonna leave your piano bees alone, no melee weapons, indefensible???

sixpenceee:

The bagh naka is a claw-like weapon from India designed to fit over the knuckles or be concealed under and against the palm. It consists of four or five curved blades affixed to a crossbar or glove, and is designed to slash through skin and muscle. It is believed to have been inspired by the armament of big cats, and the term bagh naka itself means tiger’s claw in Hindi. (Source)

Source: sixpenceee