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10 tricks you didn’t know you could do with your food.

By Blossom

The internet went from showing food recipe videos to alchemy in less than a decade. There’s going to be a quick video on how to make the philosopher’s stone from tomato sauce next week. 

Okay yeah and no but I’ve seen this pass my dash too many times to not be a little annoyed at the waste of perfectly good food.

1. Yes you can turn coal (carbon) to diamonds with peanut butter, but the video vastly underestimates the time, temperature, and pressure needed, as well as experimental results (which sounds like they were a) explosive and b) tiny). Frankly, the “result” shown here looks not unlike a chunk of pre-cut & polished quartz hidden in some black gunk. 

2. Yes you can supercool/ instant freeze water! And it is that cool!

3. Sprite may work as a cleaning product, but I can’t find anything solid on it and frankly it’s best to avoid trying to clean things with a sticky sugary beverage. Stick to using household cleaners where you can, my dudes.

4. Yes, although I’d use hot water accompanied by scrubbing to remove wax if you’re concerned about that and maybe even a light acid (vinegar or lemon juice) if you’re REALLY CONCERNED about that. Frankly I’m sure there’s worse in the hot cheetoes I refuse to give up but cheers for being healthy y’all

5. No. Genetics Does Not Work Like That And That Is Not What Genetic Memory Means. This is physics (fluid dynamics probably) and the circular movement of the warm water affecting the surface of the honey. 

6. Yes. Egg whites do hold air all on their own if you whip them enough (see meringues, souffles, etc) so that’s a wee bit unnecessary but I guess this is a way to avoid going through separating out the yolk. So sure why not.

7.  Yes, Ethylene gas is a hormone that encourages “ripening”, and can be produced by some ripening fruits; bananas, apples, pears, tomatoes themselves, etc. Just don’t expect it to act as quickly as you want it to!

8. Yes, this is basically a chemical reaction caused by the (basic) milk reacting and curdling in the (acid) soda and taking all the food color out with it. Kinda a waste of a soda so pour one out for the chem majors out there

9. Yes, you can (try to) clean silver with ketchup (an acid due to the tomato/vinegar), but no it’s not particularly effective. And again, I don’t particularly favor edible cleaners with sugar in them. Why are you wasting your ketchup on this???!

10. No, this isn’t actually mending your ceramics. You may end up filling the cracks with essentially a milk glue if it goes perfectly but this fails more often than not. Even if it does work, it is entirely temporary and structurally unsound

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Here is a tiger just going about life until this human gives it the fright of its life. Still cute af. Dream job to be honest. 17/10 would be such an honor to pet

more animals rated here

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO SCARE A TIGER BRAH

no no no no no look at those ears, tiger totally knows he’s there

tiger thinks the bipeds are terrible, terrible tigers and don’t know how to tiger worth a damn so when one actually pays tiger cub ambush game tiger is so happy

look at that happy tiger

look at it

YES YOU TERRIBLE TIGER YOU ARE FINALLY LEARNING HOORAY 😀

#i love that all cats seem to just categorize humans as awful ugly children who need to be taught to cat

@wolfintheroses

“YES STRANGE BIPEDAL TIGER YOU GOT ME I AM KILLED DEAD GOOD JOB.” 

Seriously that tiger flopped over with more drama than you would find in a middle school play death scene I love it. 

Anyone else reminded of this?

CATS

THEY ARE RIDICULOUS ANIMALS 😀

it’s not that cats (including tigers) believe that humans are shockingly incompetent cats, it’s that they’re willing to incorporate non-cats into their social groups

(yes, many species of cats, including domestic cats, are social animals, contra popular belief)

so when they bring you dead or half-dead prey? they’re making sure you don’t go hungry. feral cats have been observed caring for sick, injured, or aging colony members.

Awwwwwwwwwwwww

“HOOMAN

HAVE U BEEN EATING ENOUGH DEAD BIRB TODAY?

HERE I BRING U ONE”

“No no that’s okay…”

“I BRING U ONE”