After an entire year of work, it’s finally done! It was delayed for a long time, but I’m just glad I finished it. The love for Undertale lives on!
Featuring @pmseymourva as Papyrus and Sans. Thank you so much for joining the fun! Also, Special thanks to @pacifistmoments for helping me with the writing, and to @cyberneticpinkeye for doing the sound mixing! It wouldn’t have been possible without you guys!
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AU where Asgore gets upset because of how Toriel treated him.
GOOD.
YES.
I like this. I’ve always wanted Asgore to look back on Toriel’s treatment of him and know that it wasn’t right, and that anger towards the culprits of the deaths of their children maybe wasn’t the BEST reaction, but it’s far from unrealistic or nearly as outrageous as Toriel seemed to make it be.
Man, fuckin’ cosigned. I was over Toriel’s whole deal with that by the end of the game, for real.
Undertale au where the whole game is a D&D session and Asriel is the DM
Frisk: i roll to pet the dog.
Asriel: you pet the dog. it was a good dog.
Frisk: i roll to pet th-
Asriel: Frisk you’ve been petting the dog for the past 5 turns you can stop now.
Frisk: i roll to pet the dog.
Asriel: The Absolute God of Hyperdeath casts Galacta Blazing-
Papyrus: I DON’T REMEMBER SEEING THAT SPELL IN ANY OF THE RULE BOOKS. OR THIS CHARACTER. OR ANYTHING FROM THIS CAMPAIGN, REALLY.
Asriel: W-well, it’s from the newest edition available online, s-so just hush. Anyway, Frisk, roll for evasion.
Frisk: I rolled a 1.
Asriel: Galacta Blazing strikes you square in the chest, piercing your very soul and dealing 5d8 arcane damage totaling…29 damage after armor and resistance. Your life is brought to -20, killing yo-
Frisk: I roll to resist.
Asriel: What.
Frisk: I roll to resist dying.
Asriel: Frisk you have a Light Armor score of 3 and no magic resistance, how are you going to-
Frisk: My soul is too determined and refuses to die.
Asriel: …Okay, fine. You make one last ditch effort to resist the God of Hyperdeath’s pow-
Papyrus: I LOOKED UP THE LATEST EDITION OF THE RULE BOOKS ONLINE BUT I COULDN’T FIND THE GOD OF HYPERDEATH ANYWHERE, AND GALACTA BLAZING ISN’T IN ANY OF THE SPELL COMPENDIUMS.
Asriel: Papyrus, not now! I’m just about to wi-
Frisk: I rolled a 20.
Asriel: …Your soul refused to die…restoring you to full health…
Frisk: I buy a hot dog.
Asriel: you can’t buy a hot dog you don’t have enough bag space.
Sans: I put the hot dog on their head.
Asriel: …
Sans: I roll to put the hot dog on Frisk’s head.
Asriel: you put the got dog on Frisk’s head.
Frisk: I want another hot dog.
Sans: I put another hot dog on their head.
Asriel: *internal screaming*
Ariel: You enter the clearing. There’s a route going down to the right and it opens out in front of you. It’s really nice and peaceful. The town is in sight, and there’s the smell of cinnamon in the air. It feels safe.
Undyne: A clearing?? Sounds like an ARENA to me
Papyrus: THAT DOES SOUND QUITE SUSPICIOUS.
Asriel: No, but it’s really peaceful, guys. You get the impression this would be a great place to sit down and check supplies. I know I’ve made you go through a load of puzzles, but I figured you deserved a break to –
Frisk: I check for traps.
Asriel: Um, okay. Make a roll?
Frisk: 13 on Notice.
Asriel: Okay… you go to the first bump in the snow. It’s a snow poff.
in undertale there was a goat prince who lived in a hole, but he got possessed by his dead adopted sibling, climbed out of the hole, got his ass kicked, climbed back into the hole, and fucking passed away
years later a dinosaur with a phd used a syringe to inject the will to live into one of the flowers that bloomed on his deathbed. what this creates is a creature that’s sort of a 11 year old boy and sort of a plant and they dont have a soul so they’re emotionally inept but they really really really really dont want to die and thats what flowey is
depending on what ending you get their Boss Forme is either a madoka, the dead goat’s mary sue self-insert character, or a salad
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