thesylverlining:

cinderteethe:

thestarsaresilver:

thedevilsofficialblog:

rikuzegram:

First of all, you are going to spark the AI uprising by subjecting bots to 1000 hours of this shit, and we will have deserved it.

Second, why is your bot better at writing comedy than SNL

NEWS PIG

Wait, first page? You mean there’s more? I will pay you for a book of this.

Fucking magnificent

by this point I don’t care at all that these are definitely not real. They entertain me in this trying time

Y’all I’m crying. XD

Source: libertarirynn

infamouslydorky:

tehnakki:

norcumi:

hamelin-born:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

aurelious-auria:

highlandvalley:

これは腕が疲れそうだな

finally

a good VR game that isnt vrchat

IMAGINE LIGHTSABER TRAINING IN THE JEDI TEMPLE BEING LIKE THIS.

So I hit up youtube, and it’s even wilder with the player shown. I CAN SEE THIS!

holy crap. this is the first vr game that has made me actually want to play a vr game!

Wait ‘till you hear about the man that figured out how to make a Darth Maul mode:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

atepa09:

facts-trump-feelings:

udunie:

seizethe-memes-ofproduction:

anachronic-cobra:

Alien: You’re telling me that in times of great distress humans have been known to suddenly gain the strength necessary to lift objects more than a dozen times their own weight?!

Human: Yeah, it’s called “hysterical strength” and it usually happens in life-or-death situations, like when someone gets stuck under a car or something and someone lifts the car to get them out. We can’t really test it though, ‘cause it only happens spontaneously.

Alien: Humans have the ability to tap into untold strength and power and you don’t even know how you do it?

Human: Pretty much, yeah. We think it has something to do with temporary analgesia, so we just don’t feel the pain we should when we pick up a 3000-pound car.

Alien: YOUR PAIN RESPONSE JUST SHUTS OFF?

Human: Yeah, it’s like an adrenaline thing? Do you not have that?

Alien: Fuck you and your entire species of tiny juggernauts.

Did this post just use a dialogue format to trick me into learning science

Had to check this out on wikipedia at least and boy was that a ride

SCIENCE!

Were puny and weak compared to most large mammals but we got several huge advantages not even counting our brains. 1) endurance. 2) incredible healing factor. 3) Hysterical Strength.

awhiffofcavendish:

saltrat88:

mikestillneedsadrink:

saltrat88:

tilthat:

TIL that door knobs made out of brass automatically disinfect themselves in about 8 hours through the oligodynamic effect

via reddit.com

Fascinating. Good post.

Silver does this also, which was probably handy for silverware before antibacterial dish soap was invented.

That’s mentioned in the article as well. They also stated that a copper or silver container can disinfect a pot of water in a few hours. im gonna add a copper vessel to my emergency provisions now. @yourunclejingo you may find this stuff interesting too.

Its almost like our ancestors did shit that made sense even if they didn’t always fully understand why.

taghashromer:

ordinaryredtail:

kittymaverick:

Can someone please tell me this was a pair that was trying to do the death spiral that mating birds of prey do, and somehow in the process they ended up stuck on a road sign.

Because if it is, this is definitely one of the funniest “Okay, maybe we WERE a little bit over our head when we started this…” moments.

I doubt it. One of these birds is a juvenile (the top) while the other is an adult (bottom). The juvenile would have no interest in mating.

Honestly when I see hawks doing stupid stuff 9/10 times its a harris hawk—this seriously just looks like one of those stupid hawks time. They are one of the only social raptors, so this leads to some funny things, like

Stacking

The harris hawk argument for stacking is “your back is less Pokey than a cactus so imma use it”

Not even falconers are safe…

They even hold hands

Please, what are you doing harris hawks, learn how to hawk

Source: catchymemes

lmao why do you need a machine gun to compete with the paparazi lmao americans are so fucked up

noelleian:

klubbhead:

tardigradetheking:

klubbhead:

agent-of-empathy:

noelleian:

It’s not a machine gun, Einstein. It’s a fucking camera with a telephoto lens and tripod.

You see the strap? ^ Last I checked, Nikon didn’t make machine guns.

oh. my god.

I WANT TO CRY

you cant tell me that at a glance that doesn’t look like an assault rifle

jelloapocalypse:

fawnv:

This squishy is by far my best purchase of 2018. It’s the little things in life.

Figuring out that balance of

Learning not spend most of your earnings on stupid crap that will cost way more than you can actually afford and

Making small purchases like this for $8 that SEEM dumb but will get you WAY more than $8 worth of happiness

Is one of the biggest keys to balancing financial stability and happiness. This person is nailing it.

Source: fawnv

wemblingfool:

standinthefire:

cousinnick:

bogleech:

Don’t feel bad if you’re sensitive to negative feedback because apparently after one particular bad review Hans Christian Andersen was found just sobbing while lying face down in the dirt

YOU LEFT OUT THE BEST PART THOUGH! HE WAS CRYING FACE DOWN IN THE DIRT IN CHARLES DICKENSEN´S YARD!!

WHERE HE HAD BEEN STAYING FOR WEEKS, LONG OVERSTAYING HIS WELCOME, AND WAS ANNOYING THE FUCK OUT OF DICKENS

Dickens: Where’s Anderson…?

*peeks out the window*

Anderson:

Dickens: