yoongi quotes

emporerpenguine:

MC: Please introduce yourself
Yoongi: -throws glitter from pocket-
Yoongi: I’m Suga.

Interviewer: What will you be in 10 years?
Yoongi: 33 years old.

Namjoon: -does aegyo for more meat-
Yoongi: A downside of capitalism.

Interviewer: Please reveal a secret about yourselves.
Yoongi: When we take a bath we take off all our clothes.

Yoongi: -chooses himself as victim for mafia to kill-
BTS: lmao why would you do that
Yoongi: I have no reason to live on

“We actually all had abs at one point, but since its summer, the chocolate has melted.”

[Namjoon doesn’t dry his back after showering]
Yoongi: he says “it will dry off anyway,” then why live if you die anyway?

“In my next life, I want to be reborn as a rock.”

Any specialties?
Yoongi: breathing for 25 years straight.

-gives Jin a $15 Min Yoongi acrylic stand for Christmas-

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rumbutt:

screenageralex:

Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you’ve skipped the tutorial and you’re just sort of running about with no idea how anything works

Being 25-30 is like later on in the game when you’ve figured out how things work, but have made poor leveling decisions along the way and are now horribly underpowered for what you’re supposed to be doing.

mechalesbian:

mechalesbian:

you think being gay is hard??? try telling people youre only attracted to clowns

theres literally no possible response i can make to this where i come out a winner. ive actually never been owned this hard before. i think i legally owe you money now.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

damn that’s a strong crib

Source: hashtagparkandrec

czarasaurous:

nirukama:

drwhoconfusesme:

So this kid fell asleep during class and he’s still there after school so we decided to play a prank on him

but what happened when he woke up

quick story once my English teacher had a slightly off and very religious borderline radical Christian student that fell asleep during class once, and there was one atheist girl in the class

so when he fell asleep, all the students except the atheist left their backpacks and jackets on their chairs and left the room

and the kid woke up and started to panic, looked over and saw the atheist girl reading a book, still in the classroom

she turned the page, returned his glance, and said “Hey.”

and the kid freaked the fuck out because he sincerely thought he missed the rapture

Source: drwhoconfusesme

doublebarrelledwizard:

blackoutcatharsis:

My favorite thing is seeing how different translations convey eccentric phrases and figures of speech.

The way this is framed makes it look like he’s saying all of these in sequence

Source: blackoutcatharsis

cryoverkiltmilk:

tandembicycles:

cybermax:

coolcatgroup:

swordandthread:

i solemnly swear i’m up to no good

HOLY SHIT

The Goblin is trying to get the shiny treasures that hang from the ceiling.

@quantumghosts

#how long do you think that cat has wanted to touch those shimmery orbs?#How long do you think it’s looked up at that light fixture and thought Someday or If only #But that day #Some human left a chair #right in the spot #and that cat #that magnificent chicken leg of an animal saw it’s opportunity #it carefully scaled that chair #it balanced on the tippy top #and it reached for it’s dreams

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