salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you
some of you are acting like i hate salt and vinegar chips and i need to clarify: i do not hate them. old dutch baked salt & vinegar chips is my favourite flavour of chips and one time i ate two bags of them in two days and my tongue started bleeding. i love the goddamn things. but why did humanity make them. to what end. my tongue literally bled from eating them. the flavour of them is just acid and salt. their gimmick is pain. and yet……. Chips Good…….
For the record while ATLA is an excellent show and Zukos redemption arc was perfectly paced, I would kill to have had Zuko join the Gaang at the end of book two, because the first half of book three would have been the funniest thing on the planet. Like. Just picture it. A bunch of unsupervised teenagers travelling undercover through enemy territory, trying to blend in… and the only people who have even been there before are 1. A guy who hasnt been there in a century, and 2. The former crown prince who has literally never spoken to a fire nation citizen who wasnt nobility, military, or one of his servants.
Like. Neither of them have any idea what they’re doing, or how normal fire nation citizens act, but they’re pretty sure the other one is wrong. Rest of the gaang knows even less. No adults. Zuko and Aang getting into a shouting debate over the finer points of fire nation culture is a nightly event. They are both so wrong, and so, so awkward
Zuko, for the fifth and probably not last time: FOR THE LAST TIME, NOBODY USES THE PHRASE ‘FLAMEO HOTMAN’!
Aang, aware of that fact but in too deep to back out now: OH YEAH? THEN WHAT DO THEY SAY!?
Zuko, clueless and bluffing: …Something about glory to the Fire Lord?
Toph, well aware that both are lying through their teeth and have no idea what they’re talking about, and fucking loving every second of this train wreck: Clearly the only solution is for both of you to go into town tomorrow and test your theories out.
And the side taking, oh my god the side taking from the other three. Katara sides with Aang every single time. Does she honestly believe that the people of the Fire Nation greet each other with ‘Flame on, my em-brother’? Hell no. Would she rather die than say that Zuko’s correct? Yes.
Sokka usually sides with Zuko, unless he comes up with something astoundingly stupid. Zuko’s thoughts, while usually wrong, sound a lot more plausible then Aangs, and fuck it he’s willing to take a gamble.
Toph is the closest thing to a neutral party they have, in that she knows damn well they’re all full of shit, and has chosen to instead egg them on to make it worse. She’s an agent of chaos, and this is free nightly entertainment. She’s having the time of her life right now.
The debate takes a brief pause once they stop going undercover and get to the business of actually saving the world, but holy shit. once things have settled down? it’s back on with a vengeance. Except now Aang and Zuko aren’t the two most wanted people in the Fire Nation, they’re the two most influential people in the world. They are trendsetters. They can make slang become a thing.
When Zuko first hears the phrase ‘flameo, hotman’ being thrown around casually, it takes a lot of deep breathing exercises to not immediately return to his previous occupation of hunting the Avatar.
Iroh: I’m so proud of the way you’ve been ruling, nephew. Flameo, hotman!
[The real answer is that diamonds are brittle. They can’t be scratched, and they can cut damn near anything, but if you hit them with a hammer they shatter. So a bullet hitting a diamond vest would turn the diamonds into tiny razor-edged shards and then propel those shards straight through the other layers of the vest into your flesh at high velocities, at which point they would become invisible while continuing to be razor sharp along all edges.]
“what’s something you’re looking forward to doing in america?” yoongi: I’ve always wanted to nap in a different country.
taehyung: -rapping- yoongi: I think I’m going to get indigestion
namjoon: oh! there’s a prize that’d be perfect for you yoongi. yoongi: is it cash
yoongi, standing in a massive wardrobe: why don’t I have any clothes.
jin: sandeul is 25? why is he so old?? yoongi, leaning up to whisper in jin’s ear: you are also Old
jhope: suga! can you say a word for our fans? yoongi: a word jhope: a little more than that yoongi: two words
[picking someone for punishment] “I pick someone who I love very much….myself.”
Interviewer: what is something you’d like to throw away in 2018 jin: I want to throw my old pictures away namjoon: I want to throw unnecessary thoughts away yoongi: I want to throw myself away
yoongi, playing the role of a female exchange student: you think I’m a pushover? i have a gun in my bag
jungkook: here, take my jacket, its cold. female exchange student yoongi: I think I like your shirt better.
“Since the wifi was down, I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about who I am as a person.”
taehyung: you know, I was seriously considering putting those Min Yoongi standees you gave me for christmas on sale online yoongi: if you did that, I would have bought them and given them to you again. yoongi: it’d be like a mobius strip
yoongi, after taking a picture of some ducks:I want to eat ducks jhope: there is no love in your heart, how can you see a duck and then instantly crave it as a meal???? yoongi: I’m a surrealist.
taehyung: the red frosting on this cake is really good yoongi, bursting into the room: rED FLaVOR? yoongi: i’M cURiOus hONeY (the lyrics to red velvet’s song, red flavor)
“You would think, ‘he must have gone outside at some point’ but no. I really didn’t set foot out of this room all day.” [when yoongi had to choose a colored card to win uno] yoongi: -leans down and presses ear to uno cards- yoongi: I can hear it…. it’s talking to me…. its talking to me…..its telling me… “im a colored one” -card is colored- bts: -incredulous yelling-
jungkook: I’d rather die than live without passion yoongi: everyone, jungkook is going to die soon!
2013 yoongi, forced to wear a maid outfit: hiphop is dead.
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