listen I know that venom isn’t technically in the MCU but I can’t stop thinking about Grown Adult Eddie Brock meeting High Schooler Peter Parker in the Avengers for the first time and not having any bad history with him and just immediately adopting him????
odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”
Oðinn spake:
Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count’nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.
“Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree?“
Holy shit this fucking super power. The avengers did Quicksilver WRONG.
Holy shit
The brilliant thing about this isn’t just the CGI, it’s the clever little touches of humor– mussing the boy’s hair, saving the goldfish, drinking the soda can, the moonwalk, lining up the dart with the dartboard. I notice new details every time I see this clip. You can watch this scene with zero context and still fully enjoy it. You don’t need to know who he is or who he’s saving or why. There’s a guy who runs real fast and he’s saving people from an explosion, and he’s having a blast with it, and that’s all you need to know. It’s entertaining and fully comprehensible even if you know nothing about the movie. That’s damn good filmmaking.
So, Chris Hemsworth is in Ghostbusters, and Thor wasn’t in Civil War.
The character played by Chris Hemsworth in Ghostbusters:
Is abnormally handsome.
Does not know how telephones work.
Also doesn’t know how saxophones work, or what doctors do.
Seeks to spend time hanging around with human female scientists.
Doesn’t actually need glasses.
Never ends up actually injured by anything that happens.
I’m just sayin’, man.
Kevin’s superhuman abilities weren’t a result of being posessed by a human ghost, it was the result of a ghost taking control of an Asgardian O.O
HEADCANON: Someone showed Thor the Christopher Reeve Superman movies and he decided he needed a secret identity. Kevin is the result.
He SO knew what was happening in CW but he was like “eh let them work it out.”
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‘Kevin’ is what Thor did after Jane dumped him. He needed down time to figure things out and he likes human lady scientists. Pretending to be dumb just meant they didn’t ask him too many questions.
Normalization of casual emotional parental abuse is so funny
It’s a cutesy, ANIMATED NOT REAL, joke.
If this is the abuse you’re worried about, I wouldn’t be too worried.
Tumblr: “We’re tired of black dads being portrayed as absentee fathers or thugs! Give us some real wholesome black dads who love their kids and aren’t afraid to show it!”
Movie: “Ok, how about this movie with a black Dad who’s a hard-working police officer who loves and supports his family. We’ll even throw in a cute little scene where he playfully embarrasses his son in the harmless way that most loving parents do.”
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