kisamesfacioplegia:

Initially inspired by that time I was in the Netherlands and paid attention to the language for the first time and lost my mind because I thought the posters at stores were talking about death. Compounded by hanging out one time with a French person and a Dutch person.
Germany’s most famous poet wrote a poem about the skull of his dead best friend that he stole btw.

myoongjoon:

Let’s talk for a second about how impressive Astro is, okay?

This isn’t about their widespread international popularity, their already dedicated fanbase despite being barely a year old, or even the fact that all of the visuals members have amazing vocal and dance skills.

No, this is about languages. As somebody who is very fascinated with language and language learning, I am both impressed and incredibly happy that Astro has covered 5 songs in foreign languages, including Japanese, Mandarin, Indonesian, Thai, and Spanish.

For any of you who have never tried to seriously learn a foreign language, let me tell you a little something to put this in perspective:

Pronunciation is very hard to nail down, especially for a language far from yours. When babies are born, they already have an understanding of language (including being able to recognize their mother tongue in the womb through its rhythm), and after birth they can even distinguish different sounds in other languages, for example the r and l sounds. As the child grows, they lose this ability, and when they are introduced to foreign language later in life, they no longer have the ability to distinguish the sounds, making it much harder to imitate the correct sound. All this, along with the fact that Korea is a very homogeneous country, and while they have their own beautiful and unique culture, it is not as if they hear languages like Spanish or Indonesian regularly. We (especially Americans) forget that its not a normal occurrence in some countries to go to the market and hear 3 or 4 people speaking something other than English into the phone. For Astro to be able to cover these songs, it undoubtedly took tireless practice in pronunciation and memorizing words in languages they don’t know, and for them to be able to do this and dance a routine (in the case of La Bamba), it is even more impressive. This is the highest level of effort I’ve seen from a kpop group thus far.

That’s not to say that other groups aren’t talented (or that other groups haven’t covered songs in another language), and I may or may not be a bit biased considering my love of foreign languages, but I am genuinely amazed at the amount of effort Astro puts into everything they do. They cover a song in the native language in every country they go to. They pay attention to the difference and they care.

They put in an incredible amount of effort to be able to communicate to Aroha in their native language through music, which is beautiful. They could sing just in Korean, because they’re from Korea and wouldn’t have to justify the use of their native language, but they don’t. They want to connect with Aroha on a larger scale. Could they do just English covers, considering many non-English speaking countries teach English as a second language? Most definitely, but they don’t, because it’s not nearly as personal, and they want to connect with Aroha on a deeper level. They (and Fantagio) understand that language is as much art as it is communication, and spoken language is a beautiful part of each culture and Astro is using that to be able to show Aroha how much they love us.

Long story short, don’t let Astro’s effort and talent be ignored because of the ‘cute concept’, and don’t think for a second that covering a song in another language doesn’t take dedication and incredible talent. Astro did that™, and they are continuing to do that™.

Tips to learn a new language

darasteine:

The 75 most common words make up 40% of occurrences
The 200 most common words make up 50% of occurrences
The 524 most common words make up 60% of occurrences
The 1257 most common words make up 70% of occurrences
The 2925 most common words make up 80% of occurrences
The 7444 most common words make up 90% of occurrences
The 13374 most common words make up 95% of occurrences
The 25508 most common words make up 99% of occurrences

(Source: 5 Steps to Speak a New Language by Hung Quang Pham)

This article has an excellent summary on how to rapidly learn a new language within 90 days.

We can begin with studying the first 600 words. Of course chucking is an effective way to memorize words readily. Here’s a list to translate into the language you desire to learn that Derek Roger suggested! 🙂

EXPRESSIONS OF POLITENESS (about 50 expressions)
     

  • ‘Yes’ and ‘no’: yes, no, absolutely, no way, exactly.
       
  • Question words: when? where? how? how much? how many? why? what? who? which? whose?
       
  • Apologizing: excuse me, sorry to interrupt, well now, I’m afraid so, I’m afraid not.
       
  • Meeting and parting: good morning, good afternoon, good evening, hello, goodbye, cheers, see you later, pleased to meet you, nice to have met.
       
  • Interjections: please, thank you, don’t mention it, sorry, it’ll be done, I agree, congratulations, thank heavens, nonsense.
       

NOUNS (about 120 words)

  • Time: morning, afternoon, evening, night; Sunday, Monday,
    Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday; spring, summer, autumn,
    winter; time, occasion, minute, half-hour, hour, day, week, month,
    year.
       
  • People: family, relative, mother, father, son,
    daughter, sister, brother, husband, wife; colleague, friend, boyfriend,
    girlfriend; people, person, human being, man, woman, lady, gentleman,
    boy, girl, child.
       
  • Objects: address, bag, book, car, clothes, key,
    letter (=to post), light (=lamp), money, name, newspaper, pen, pencil,
    picture, suitcase, thing, ticket.
       
  • Places: place, world, country, town, street, road,
    school, shop, house, apartment, room, ground; Britain, name of the
    foreign country, British town-names, foreign town-names.
       
  • Abstract: accident, beginning, change, color,
    damage, fun, half, help, joke, journey, language, English, name of the
    foreign language, letter (of alphabet), life, love, mistake, news, page,
    pain, part, question, reason, sort, surprise, way (=method), weather,
    work.
       
  • Other: hand, foot, head, eye, mouth, voice; the
    left, the right; the top, the bottom, the side; air, water, sun, bread,
    food, paper, noise.
       

PREPOSITIONS (about 40 words)
   

  • General: of, to, at, for, from, in, on.
       
  • Logical: about, according-to, except, like, against, with, without, by, despite, instead of.
       
  • Space: into, out of, outside, towards, away from,
    behind, in front of, beside, next to, between, above, on top of, below,
    under, underneath, near to, a long way from, through.
       
  • Time: after, ago, before, during, since, until.
       

DETERMINERS (about 80 words)
 

  • Articles and numbers: a, the; nos. 0–20; nos. 30–100; nos. 200–1000; last, next, 1st–12th.
       
  • Demonstrative: this, that.
       
  • Possessive: my, your, his, her, its, our, their.
       
  • Quantifiers: all, some, no, any, many, much, more, less, a few, several, whole, a little, a lot of.
       
  • Comparators: both, neither, each, every, other, another, same, different, such.
       

ADJECTIVES (about 80 words)
   

  • Color: black, blue, green, red, white, yellow.
       
  • Evaluative: bad, good, terrible; important, urgent, necessary; possible, impossible; right, wrong, true.
       
  • General: big, little, small, heavy; high, low; hot,
    cold, warm; easy, difficult; cheap, expensive; clean, dirty; beautiful,
    funny (=comical), funny (=odd), usual, common (=shared), nice, pretty,
    wonderful; boring, interesting, dangerous, safe; short, tall, long; new,
    old; calm, clear, dry; fast, slow; finished, free, full, light (=not
    dark), open, quiet, ready, strong.
       
  • Personal: afraid, alone, angry, certain, cheerful,
    dead, famous, glad, happy, ill, kind, married, pleased, sorry, stupid,
    surprised, tired, well, worried, young.
       

VERBS (about 100 words)
   

  • arrive, ask, be, be able to, become, begin, believe, borrow,
    bring, buy, can, change, check, collect, come, continue, cry, do, drop,
    eat, fall, feel, find, finish, forget, give, going to, have, have to,
    hear, help, hold, hope, hurt (oneself), hurt (someone else), keep, know,
    laugh, learn, leave, lend, let (=allow), lie down, like, listen, live
    (=be alive), live (=reside), look (at), look for, lose, love, make, may
    (=permission), may (=possibility), mean, meet, must, need, obtain, open,
    ought to, pay, play, put, read, remember, say, see, sell, send, should,
    show, shut, sing, sleep, speak, stand, stay, stop, suggest, take, talk,
    teach, think, travel, try, understand, use, used to, wait for, walk,
    want, watch, will, work (=operate), work (=toil), worry, would, write.
       

PRONOUNS (about 40 words)

  • Personal: I, you, he, she, it, we, they, one; myself, yourself, himself, herself, itself, ourselves, yourselves, themselves.
       
  • Possessive: mine, yours, his, hers, its, ours, theirs.
       
  • Demonstrative: this, that.
       
  • Universal: everyone, everybody, everything, each, both, all, one, another.
  • Indefinite: someone, somebody, something, some, a few, a little, more, less; anyone, anybody, anything, any, either, much, many.
       
  • Negative: no-one, nobody, nothing, none, neither.
       

ADVERBS (about 60 words)

  • Place: here, there, above, over, below, in front, behind,
    nearby, a long way away, inside, outside, to the right, to the left,
    somewhere, anywhere, everywhere, nowhere, home, upstairs, downstairs.
       
  • Time: now, soon, immediately, quickly, finally,
    again, once, for a long time, today, generally, sometimes, always,
    often, before, after, early, late, never, not yet, still, already, then
    (=at that time), then (=next), yesterday, tomorrow, tonight.
       
  • Quantifiers: a little, about (=approximately), almost, at least, completely, very, enough, exactly, just, not, too much, more, less.
       
  • Manner: also, especially, gradually, of course,
    only, otherwise, perhaps, probably, quite, so, then (=therefore), too
    (=also), unfortunately, very much, well.
       

CONJUNCTIONS (about 30 words)

  • Coordinating: and, but, or; as, than, like.
       
  • Time & Place: when, while, before, after, since (=time), until; where.
       
  • Manner & Logic: how, why, because, since (=because), although, if; what, who, whom, whose, which, that.
      

celticpyro:

machigaeru:

I started Hebrew, which is why I’ve been dead on this blog, but I don’t think I can ever properly convey to you guys the sheer cultural whiplash of spending years learning Japanese from Japanese teachers and then trying to learn Hebrew from an Israeli

  • Japanese: you walk into class already apologizing for being alive
    Hebrew: you walk into class, the teacher insults you and you are expected to insult her back
  • Japanese: conjugates every single verb based on degree of intended politeness, nevermind keigo and honorifics
    Hebrew: Someone asked my teacher how to say “excuse me” and she laughed for several seconds before saying we shouldn’t worry about remembering that since we’ll never need to say it
  • Japanese: if you get one stroke wrong the entire kanji is incomprehensible
    Hebrew: cursive? script? fuck it do whatever you want, you don’t even have to write the vowels out unless you feel like it
  • Japanese: the closest thing there is to ‘bastard’ is an excessively direct ‘you’ pronoun
    Hebrew: ‘bitch’ translates directly

So what you’re saying is, Hebrew is just a full on sass language.

dafuqyouwantfrumme:

academicfeminist:

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

I can’t even read French and I’m laughing my ass off

This is good

@bill-beauxquais

Grammar Masterpost

learninghangukeo:

  1. 받침 pronunciation rules
  2. Korean sentence structure (SOV)
  3. particles
  4. multiple particles
  5. 은/는 vs. 이/가
  6. ~(으)로 – with/by means of
  7. ~(이)나 – good enough
  8. more examples of 은/는, 이/가, and 을/를
  9. 저는 vs. 제가
  10. ~의 – possessive
  11. present tense forms
  12. future tense forms
  13. imperative form
  14. past tense forms
  15. past tense of 이다
  16. 이다 vs. 있다
  17. 안 vs. ~지 않다 – negatives
  18. irregulars
  19. age
  20. 존댓말 vs. 반말
  21. (스)ㅂ니다 – high formal conjugation
  22. ~(으)세요 – polite requests/questions
  23. 좋다 vs. 좋아하다
  24. ~다 vs. ~아/어하다
  25. 보다 (더) – more than
  26. ~에 비해(서) – compared to
  27. emphasis (very, a lot, a bit, etc.)
  28. 일단/만약/처음 – once/first
  29. any / every / some / none
  30. 처음/다음/지난/마지막 – first, next, last
  31. ~(으)ㄹ 수 있다/없다 – can do, can’t do
  32. ~야 되다/~면 되다 – have to/should do, allowed to, shouldn’t do
  33. ~는다면 – if
  34. 위해(서) – in order to
  35. ~(으)려고/~(으)러 – in order to
  36. 워해(서) vs. (으)러
  37. ~지 말다 – to not do
  38. 말고/아니고 – instead of
  39. ~을 때 – when
  40. ~지(요) – right, you know
  41. 제일/가장 – best/most
  42. ~(으)ㅁ – adj/verbs into nouns
  43. ~는 것 – verbs into nouns
  44. ~기 – verbs into nouns
  45. ~잖다 – you know
  46. ~잖다 vs. ~지(요)
  47. ~지만/~는데 – however
  48. ~ㄴ/은/는데 – giving context
  49. ~고 vs. ~서 – and (then)
  50. 좋겠다 – it’d be nice if
  51. 빨리 vs. 빠르게 – adverbs
  52. 알다/모르다 – to know (how to)
  53. ~ㄴ지 – since
  54. ~에 대해(서) – about
  55. 때문에 – because of
  56. ~(으)니까 – because
  57. ~거든요 – because
  58. 때문에 vs. (으)니까
  59. 덕분에 – thanks to
  60. ~서 – because, so
  61. 같은 vs. 처럼
  62. 것 같다 – seems like/I think
  63. ~(으)ㄴ가 보다 – seems like
  64. ~아/어보다 – to try to do
  65. ~(으)ㄴ 적이 있다 – have done/experienced
  66. 가져가다 vs. 가져오다 – take with/bring with
  67. 편이다 – rather/sort of
  68. 만큼 – as much as
  69. ~적 vs. ~적이다
  70. 얼마 vs. 얼마나 – how much
  71. ~아/어 드리다 – to do for
  72. ~에 따라서 – according to
  73. ~네요 – new info; mild surprise
  74. ~네 vs. ~군요
  75. ~나 – older men asking questions
  76. ~던 vs. ~는
  77. ~니 & ~냐 – asking questions
  78. ~(으)ㄹ수록 – the more __, the more
  79. conjugating and using colors
  80. ~다고요 – referring to something someone said
  81. ~라고/~다고 – quoting
  82. ~대요 – conveying what you’ve heard
  83. ~자니(까)/~(으)려고 하니(까) – intended to, but
  84. ~더라(고요) – discovered from experience
  85. ~아/어 버리다 – been done
  86. ~(으)ㄴ/는 데다가 – as well as
  87. 특징이 있다 – to have the characteristic of
  88. 수학 – basic math