she is in romo with a rabbit because he makes her laugh and aside from using her looks to get things out of people she literally never once shows interest in anything or anyone sexually through the entire movie and is clearly appalled when anyone makes advances towards her like there is canonical evidence that jessica rabbit from the classic motion picture who framed rogger rabbit is an asexual character
I am here as fuck for this. Jessica Rabbit for new asexual icon.
“She can’t be asexual because she’s hot tho”
“I can only see her as a sexual object so I can’t imagine her not wanting to have sex with me.”
I’ve always remembered the line “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way” as Jessica’s admission that while sexualized, she isn’t inherently a sexual entity.
I mean hell, literally, her line before is “You don’t know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.”, to which Eddie responds; “You don’t know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.”
I think that’s pretty damning evidence to her asexuality. The whole plot point with Jessica is how everyone is either convinced she’s sleeping with every human and toon around, or why does she stay faithful to Roger.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit does a great job at satirizing Hollywood/American culture and ideals when it comes to appearances. It also does a great job at hiding some really well thought out challenges to how we look at others in plain sight.
I completely believe that Jessica Rabbit is an asexual romantic (hetero/bi/pan/etc not sure, and to be honest, I don’t know if that part is important, as she’s married to the toon she loves).
I LOVE this headcanon ❤
This is important!
This headcanon is just so perfect I had to draw it
#JessicaRabbitForAsexualIcon
This post is almost perfect but this version of the thread is missing a key piece of evidence for the headcanon:
“What do you see in a guy like Roger?”
“He makes me laugh.”
I can’t remember Eddie’s dialogue exactly but that’s roughly how the exchange went. That’s the sole reason she married Roger–no sexual attraction there, folks.
(Also, @ everyone who’s saying “well of course she doesn’t show any attraction this is a kids’ movie” ..have… have you ever seen the movie)
I headcanon the only person in the class that actually freaks bakugou out is tokoyami. Like can you imagine the usual gonna-bite-yo-head-off baku being alone with tokoyami. All stemmed from weird encounters they have like:
toko *after class*: u know that feel when u know ur evil twin is coming but u just dont know when and ur planning how to lock him up in the 5th dimension just in case u kill each other
baku: what the ….what the actual motherfcking shit are u saying
next day:
toko *casually at breakfast*: last night one of my keychain swords collection started glowing and it talked to me. it told me the dark abyss is coming to swallow us whole. the end is near.
baku: someone fcking stop leaving me alone with This Bird.
– Don’t challenge him to any video game. He will. Destroy. You. Does not matter if you’re his best friend. You’re going down, and he’ll smile the entire time.
– Animals?? Love him?? Koda low-key gets excited.
– Pretty good artist. He doesn’t do it a lot, but it’s one thing him and Bakouga have in common. Not that either know. (Thats a lie. Katsuki has seen him draw, but doesn’t comment. He’s a little impressed tbh.)
– As they get older, and he gets more stable with his quirk he just. Picks people up. Randomly. Todoroki in his way? Dat boi in the air and set down before he can blink. Iida ranting too early in the morning? Tossed over the shoulder and thrown on the couch with a very drawn out “shhhhhh”. Shoji cries the first time Izuku does it to him cuz he thought nobody could pick him up anymore. Piggy back rides are a regular thing by third year. Even Momo gets in on it. (They’re all low-key attracted by it, but no one saying shit.)
Bakugou
– Good artist. doodles mostly and doesn’t talk about it.
– very big dog person. Cats are okay- he’d own one, yeah, but dogs are where its at. When he gets one later in life, people are shook by how well trained and affectionate the pupper is.
– Tone deaf. No one takes him to karaoke after the incident.
– He likes?? Kids?? No one was expecting this when they went on a field trip to the elementary school. Kirishima kinda thinks its cuz he regrets what he did to Izuku, and is sorta trying to make up for it.
– When no one is around, he listens to really soft music.
Todoroki
– By third year he is known as The Prankster. He’s gotten too comfortable. Everyone fears the 1st of April. Even Bakouga locks himself in his dorm. (The only ones safe are Izuku and Momo- but they help him in secret.)
– The sass master by second year. “Did you run all the way here?” “No, just briskly walking throws me into cardiac arrest.”
– Really likes small animals. Hamsters? Heck ye. Chinchilla? STOP HIS HEART WILL BURST. (But hes also scared he’ll accidentally hurt them. Sweet boi.)
– Ride or die friend. Will drive at two in the morning to wherever they hell u managed to land yourself at. Probably would help you hide a body too.
– This boy can’t figure out video games to save his life. Prefers chess and crosswords. (But will try to play for Izuku.)
– Surprisingly, he’s that one person always taking pictures. His phone is loaded with selfies of him and and his friends. The only physical evidence that he smiles. He carries a selfie stick around and no one lets him forget it (but he doesn’t understand why its so funny?? he likes taking selfies with his friends. 😦 )
Kirishima
– Unhealthy obsession with flower crowns. He has like 10 at his dorm that he wears around when they aren’t training. (He made them himself.)
– Rly good at comforting. best hugs. Well, after Shoji. Good listener. 11/10 would have as best friend.
– Really likes fictional books. Especially action filled ones. Bakugou was v surprised when he was laying on his friend’s floor and looked under the bed to find. like. fifty books. They all have rlly colorful covers and outrageous plots, but Kiri will defend them to the ends of the earth.
– fav pass time is to just.. walk. Where is he? probs just walking around the school grounds. Has accidentally stayed out after curfew. Got an earful from Aizawa.
Aizawa
– Makes some bomb ass tea. However, he prefers coffee or cocoa. Midnight regularly makes him brew the staff tea tho.
– Regularly daydreams about being a cat
– His apartment has one (1) picture hanging on the wall. Its of his cat. Mic gave it to him one year as a joke. The blond still cries a little whenever he sees it.
– he writes down and saves weird things his students say. He has enough material to make roughly 3 books filled with quotes. He’s planning to publish them when he retires.
Tokoyami
– Regularly gets attacked by birds. No. Really. It’s an actual problem. Birds are assholes.
– Both of his parents have regular human heads. His birth was very odd. And his dad couldn’t exactly accuse his mom of cheating, ya know? That would just raise so many strange questions.
– He’s not much of an animal person. The irony is not lost to him.
– Prefers hand-held games. He also joins Todo for chess usually. They are pretty evenly matched.
yknow the more jk rowlings world falls apart in america (race relations, international history, population, etc) the more i like to think that america just straight up doesnt have the statute of secrecy. european countries are falling over themselves hiding magic but come to georgia and theres a drunk redneck wizard wingardium leviosa-ing the shit out of a tractor to the delight of his drunk redneck muggle buddies in a walmart parking lot.
wizard on muggle violence is prevented by virtue of there being like a 50/50 chance that muggle is packing heat. muggle on wizard violence is prevented by knowing that wizard can give you boils spelling LIL BITCH on your forehead if you try to start something.
america is the weird redheaded stepchild of the magic world.
im not gonna stop reblogging this until this is the next Hot Fanon
english muggles come back to england and suspicious wizards meet them at the airport.
‘did you witness any strange or inexplicable acts while you were in america?’ they demand.
the english muggles just laugh in their dumb fucking faces. mate, it’s america.
what’s the difference between a werewolf and an animagus?
english wizard: *two hour lecture on legal history*
american wizard: six beers
@jumpingjacktrash congrats ive read hundreds of comments on this dumpster fire of a headcanon and yours is the best
thank you my patronus is a monster truck
I have reblogged this I don’t even fucking know how many times but I still completely lose it every time I see the words “My Patronus is a monster truck” because that is the most AMERICAN thing I’ve ever seen in 29 years of being ‘merican.
im hecking crying at 7:40 in this blessed morning thank you for that
OKAY but. But can you imagine how emotional DIPPER would be about this?? Ford Pines- the man he’s looked up to for so long- wanting to match HIS middle name to his true first because Dipper has become such an inspiration to him. I honestly wonder if Dipper might start going by Mason a lot more often in this case.
And Ford. What a wonderful statement, not only to the family, but for himself. There’s something very powerful and symbolic in names, so Ford doing away with his father’s is a BIG thing. In a sense, him changing his middle name in this way is him saying goodbye to the childhood strife and family dynamics that shadowed much of his young life, and marking a new age that’s defined by his connection to his family NOW, in the present.
Ford loves and admires his nephew so damn much. I am one million percent on board with this head canon
And hell, I’m STILL not over that “Stanford Pines, signing off” thing from the Journal?
Like. If Dipper read that final page before it got tossed into the bottomless pit.
Himaruya looked at me just the other day and was like, “What if dying nations’ hair color fades and their eyes gradually turn red.” And I was like, “Prussia’s eyes are red.” And then Himaruya was like, “I know.”
I think I finally figured out how to draw what is essentially hooves-but-on-paws for the ponies.
Pony paws. xD
I didn’t think it’d work as well as it actually did, but then again, a species of horse once existed that had a similar hoof design, so maybe that’s why? Regardless, here ya go: my newest headcanon on the anatomy of ponies, specifically their front hooves!
As a quick recap, in my headcanon the equine of the MLP world (which I call Gaia) are all omnivorous and predatory in one way or another. In the case of Equestrian Ponies, they were pack hunters and traveled in herds for not only protection and companionship, but also to work together to take down their chosen prey. As such, their front hooves are “toed”, or have more than one digit, and look more like paws.
They have four digits on each front foot: 3 toes with large hoof-like nails, and a flexible dew claw with a long spear-like claw, which allows the pony better grip on whatever it’s grabbing at. This trait has also helped when they evolved, allowing them to manipulate tools and items with relative ease.
I kinda forgot how fun it was to headcanon like this. :3 If ya’ll have any questions feel free to ask!
When Ron, frustrated with studying for NEWTs and with Hermione’s anxious sixth-year nagging, explains to her what reading is like for him, Hermione’s breath catches. “Ron, you’re dyslexic,” she says, softly, and instantly regrets every snide comment she’s ever made towards his study habits.
Soon, by asking around, Hermione amasses a list of spells for Ron to try – some stilling the page, some changing the font of books for easy reading, some going after Ron’s temporal lobe directly.
These help, a little, but not as much as knowing there’s a word for why reading is so hard for him. That it’s normal, that he’s not stupid, and that Hermione suddenly helps instead of criticizes, looks for solutions rather than complains, praises instead of gloats.
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