You know, this isn’t a prediction or a wishlist item or anything, just a statement of introspection and personal truth; but if I were in a position to produce a book that came along with an attached spyglass, the very first thing I would do is start hiding confoundingly useless tiny messages in awkward places.
Imagine Ford using the size altering crystals to write tiny secrets in the journal for all those times black light just doesn’t cut it.
I can’t take how serious he is, like Ford’s literally taking off to go shakedown the Moth Man for 💰 erdddhtjcjshxucg
I like this even more because I assume this is a 30 year old debt at least like Ford spent the last three decades wandering the multiverse as a rogue fugitive and the second his boots touch earthly soil again he’s thinking “a bitch owes me interest”
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