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ironinkpen:

ironinkpen:

ironinkpen:

what if voltron was just a really long dnd campaign

matt: zarkon emerges from the ship with the black bayard in hand. what do you-

keith: i attack him

matt: …keith you’re a level three

keith: i’m rolling

matt: you arrive at your brother’s grave, confirming that he was one of the casualties in the battle. you collapse into tears in front of it and-

pidge: i’m rolling for perception

matt: wh- what is there to perceive? he’s literally dead-

pidge: it’s nat 20

matt: i… you notice that your brother’s birthday is wrong. he’s left you a code. on his grave. for some reason. because apparently he’s not dead now

hetascanlations:

Hetalia World ☆ Stars - Chapter 331
Original
Translation: spaghettifelice // donamoeba  
Scanlation: cosyanet

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on other sites.

Source: hetascanlations

miss-ostrich-art:

Based on something my boyfriend did when we were at dinner once.

viodoodles:

As a Royal Navy officer said to the French corsair Robert Surcouf "You French fight for money, while we British fight for honour.",

Surcouf replied "Sir, a man fights for what he lacks the most."

source – ctrl+F “Surcouf”

Source: viodoodles

stirringwind:

hetalia nations and the gap between Expectations and Reality tho. i like to fit in the existence of the dirt children into our world itself. so; some new member of parliament expects fierce Britannia or John Bull and they get neither because it’s a grouchy, scowling man and his siblings instead of one beautiful large bosomed woman riding astride a lion. especially during ww2. no gleaming roman helmets, tridents or flowing hair. just some haggard-looking guy next to His Majesty in a wheelchair, with dark circles under his eyes, a bandage around his head who snorts at the idea that 9am is Too Early to have a shot of alcohol. (‘good day, chaps. bloody awful morning isn’t it.’)

sashayed:

ah yes. han solo. han solo, so suave

so cool under pressure

so calm in a crisis

great at handling difficult situations, for example, can get his own gloves off WHILE talking to a cute girl AT the same time no problem thanks for asking

so great at witty comebacks

definitely has slept with MANY a lady because, again, Han Solo is a cool guy, and not a grumpy hermit who, were he a person in the world, would spend all his weekends alone in his apartment with his phone turned off watching Ice Road Truckers

definitely not a weirdo with a shitty haircut who talks to his car

no. mister cool guy. always looks so cool. so cool in a fight

so cool. never panics about everything all the time constantly.

people trust him cause he’s got that cool guy charisma

always knows what he’s doing. han solo. an expert.

in conclusion: han solo, a cool space scoundrel, not a nerd. maybe you’re the nerd around here. hmm. looks like it. check and mate

lancery:

cotton–candy–gems:

lesbian-ochako:

concept: iida and bakugou get hit by a quirk that swaps their vocabularies, but not their personalities.

Iida says “fuck” exactly once and spends the rest of the day on the floor crying

bakugou: YOUR TECHNIQUES ARE LESS THAN IDEAL! YOU REQUIRE MORE TRAINING! MAY I SUGGEST A NEW PROFESSION? THIS SITUATION IS LESS THAN IDEAL!

infinitystarks:

infinitelymonstrous:

*thor hands peter a mug of beer*

Thor: Exellent work in the mission man of spiders!

Tony: Thor no the kid is 15.

Thor: Oh!

*hands peter two mugs of beer*

Thor: You are a growing boy.

Tony: Thor no.

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST IM WEAK

wingedcorgi:

i still think tonks’ skills remained criminally underused in canon

Source: wingedcorgi

scipunk63:

hellmandraws:

hellmandraws:

fractal-fourcube:

pirably:

gothcorn:

hellmandraws:

pirably:

hellmandraws:

pirably:

hellmandraws:

I’m glad the Pines family and Pacifica survived the mountain lion apocalypse… RIP everyone else though. 😦

NOOOOOooooo~~~

No mountain lions were harmed in the making of this shitpost.

what shitpost? that’s serious art^tm!!!1!!11!! X"D

THE THRILLING SAGA CONTINUES

Did someone said … RIP Wendy?

AAARRRRrrrr~

(I have no idea what to say X’D I just had so much fun X"D)

Guess who this mountain lion canonically ate.

It’ll be fine. Maybe! 😀

Oh my god, you guys are all amazing!! I mean, Alex only said that they were eaten by mountain lions, not that they were killed by them. This is all 100% within the possibility of canon, ;D

Also, if Bill gets eaten by a mountain lion… would he be able to possess it from the inside, so to speak?? PARANOIA TIME.

Okay, so @eregyrn-falls pointed out that big cats don’t have slit pupils. I will gracefully admit my mistake and proceed to panic.

Stan: *looks into the camera like he’s on The Office*

Knowing this show: THIS was the Mountain cat that ate everyone.

Source: hellmandraws