Tag: funny

therealfeedback:

fruit-juice-cocktail:

teamalphonse:

gayroytheory:

i think it was lost in the anime adaptation how genuinely confused hohenheim was when he came back. like in brotherhood he seems so stoic and All Knowing but in the manga he’s just like i dont get it….wheres my house…last time i was here i had a wife and a house where are they…….

i can not believe they cut this flawless dialogue

@therealfeedback

Manga Hohenheim was a glorious dork, and as much as I love FMAB, one of my few gripes with it is that as much as we got cool stoic Hohenheim, we didn’t get much of

oblivious

dorky

Van

Hohenheim

phantomchick:

pertaterswithcheese:

khenq:

majesticbullshit:

talialghuls:

raptorific:

this is no joke an actual scene from the real show, batman finds out lex luthor is working with the joker and legitimately breaks into his house in the night to angrily glare at him

# ben affleck put this in yr batman movie

Batman #573, No Man’s Land

i’m crying, Bruce why

This looks like the scene from Carmella

LEX IS USED TO SUPERMAN AND SUNNY SMILES OKAY SO WHAT IF HE’S A LITTLE JARRED AND HIS VOICE WOBBLES AND CRACKS THIS ISN’T HIS MODUS OPERANDI THIS ISN’T WHAT HE’S USED TO

Source: raptorific

monsta x as pizza delivery boys

sugodemic:

jooheonster:

SHOWNU

  • can carry 100 pizza boxes at a time
  • so the company uses him for big days like sports nights and birthday parties
  • people probably cry when they see him like he’s the pizza savior
  • secretly, pizza is against his beliefs bc its unhealthy
  • cute and smiley when you thank him
  • probably hits his head on the doorframe on his way out

WONHO

  • company uses him for “send ur hotest delivery boy” requests
  • will probably hang around your front door longer than is needed to flex and also bc he’s lonely
  • sweats when you dont give him exact change
  • tries to flash his abs for tips
  • is successful

MINHYUK

  • gets too excited
  • will engage in a conversation with you at the front door describing his trip here, if you have a dog because most customers do and if he can pet
  • or oh is that the big game on television can he come in
  • ends up enjoying saturday nights with your family and eating half your pizza

KIHYUN

  • he uses those fancy pizza bag holders
  • can carry out any order with a delivery time under ten minutes
  • also gets the highest tips
  • will probably come inside and help you set down the pizza and also set up the table and help walk your grandma down the stairs
  • some people try to order 20 pizzas at a time to try and make him late but it never happens
  • this is why he makes up half of the company’s revenue
  • tells you to recycle the cardboard in his way out

HYUNGWON

  • estimated delivery time for 30 min becomes about three and a half hours
  • v slow driver and v confused
  • especially in inclement weather like if it’s drizzling slightly , you are never seeing your pizza
  • gets lost on his way to your house so has to call you every other minute
  • when he finally arrives you realize he got the wrong pizza
  • he gallops off to his car before you can protest and drives away

JOOHEON

  • has to fight the temptation of the pizza box sitting beside him during the whole drive
  • is unable to understand how waiters and delivery people deliver the food untouched bc he’s sweating now
  • people think he’s a gangster when he rings the doorbell
  • probably shoves the pizza box in your face and runs away to save himself from temptation
  • and then runs back and asks to use your bathroom
  • does aegyo to get tips but it never works

IM

  • isnt even a real delivery boy
  • buys pizzas and sells them for profit
  • he just shows up to people’s houses with pizza to see how they react
  • they go along with it
  • will judge you hard if you dont give exact change
  • outcompetes every other company and establishes a pizza monopoly
  • hates anyone who puts pineapples on their pizza

@johannbuddenbrooks