Tag: funny

shisui-fucker:

Low tier Kakashi: very depressed after the loss of Rin and Obito, lazy, bored of being a teacher

Mid tier Kakashi: loves his kids, rarely on time, visits the memorial stone often

High tier Kakashi: hasn’t aged since he was 32, reads porn in public, will kill for his children without hesitation, will Slap A Bitch

God tier Kakashi:

whats going on with flowey in undertale its also a goat or something? i don’t want to play undertale but i just want to know why. thanks fam

dan-mcneely:

in undertale there was a goat prince who lived in a hole, but he got possessed by his dead adopted sibling, climbed out of the hole, got his ass kicked, climbed back into the hole, and fucking passed away

years later a dinosaur with a phd used a syringe to inject the will to live into one of the flowers that bloomed on his deathbed. what this creates is a creature that’s sort of a 11 year old boy and sort of a plant and they dont have a soul so they’re emotionally inept but they really really really really dont want to die and thats what flowey is

depending on what ending you get their Boss Forme is either a madoka, the dead goat’s mary sue self-insert character, or a salad

aniquotes:

“<Marco, what exactly are you doing in the fondue?> Rachel asked.

<Exactly? Well…I wanted to see if it would still taste good sucked up through a fly mouth. You gonna help me or do you just want to bust me?>

<Let him get eaten,> Rachel advised.”

– Book #33: The Illusion, pg. 42 (by K.A. Applegate)