are bts like…aware of how powerful they are…how well respected they are globally…or like …are they just living life…bc um their eldest member has Chopped Off His Own Bangs (in a locked room. a L O C K E D room.), their leader is the clumsiest fuck i’ve ever seen like he’s got the midas touch alright everything he touches either breaks or attacks him , their youngest member is literally the biggest gaming nerd/basic teenage boy out there who has the attention span of a goldfish, their resident photographer Eats Onions From His Jacket and has called himself a sexy porn star, their mochi baby boy almost beat up a white kid for trying to help him do his job, their second eldest wants to Be A Rock in the next life (and has called himself a both a supreme genius and a complete idiot im ??) and their ray of sunshine has no chill like that boy doesn’t know how to Stop Screaming, these are literally members of the biggest boy band in the world who stay in one of the richest parts of seoul and they had an existential crisis bc there was no soy saucein their kitchen please who are they
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