bucketsofgiggles:

mirandameowth:

iguanamouth:

onwardtorakichi:

kil9:

fullmetal alchemist au where ed binds al’s soul to a fursuit 

I love this primarily because it would require that Hohenheim collected fursuits in his basement

@bucketsofgiggles

i…remember seeing this post right before i started watching

the second comment both makes way more sense, and is way funnier now

golored:

Al in fma 03: my big brother is one of the smartest alchemists ever, although he can be a bit reckless at times

Al in brotherhood: I love my brother but he’s an idiot 70% of the time

Al in the manga: this short asshole is so stupid and honestly if it weren’t for me he would be dead by now

Never forget that Al once agreed that his brother was an imp, and that he, unlike his brother, was a gentleman. Like, he said this to May. It’s stuff like this that makes me believe that Al is the source of some of the more absurd legends and short tales about the Fullmetal Alchemist spread across Amestris.

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

YES. FULLY.

Al’s sweet. The fandom understands that Al’s sweet. There’s no denying that. But I think people let that perception of Al mask the fact that he’s sassy as shit. Especially toward Ed.

Alphonse “Ohhhh great, now my arm fell off because my brother’s a big fat idiot!” Elric
Alphonse “No way we look nothing alike. I don’t have a mean face like my brother. And I’m way taller!” Elric
Alphonse “How do you plan to make this work? Because Scar literally tore us apart last time, Ed.” Elric

Alphonse is saucy as all hell and he takes none of Ed’s shit. The boy 400% definitely encouraged the most ridiculous tall tales about the Fullmetal Alchemist which spread around Amestris.

You are 112% right. Gluttony attacks the lot of them and Mustang’s flame attack doesn’t work, so Ed, Al and Mustang just start sprinting for their lives. While they’re running Al’s plan b is literally “Hey let’s leave Mustang behind.”

The exact exchange in the dub is

Ed: sarcastically “Hey, that worked well!”
Mustang: “You’ve got something better, be my guest!”
Al: “Or we could just leave you behind, Colonel. You’re the one he’s really after!”

The scanlation is even more brutal

“Don’t follow us. It’s targeting you.”

Ice cold, Alphonse Elric.

I answered this ask two years ago and I just realized anon said “short tales” instead of “tall tales” and frankly, that’s canon.