Hey team! Do you have a favourite and/or least favourite AU you’ve visited so far? The only rule is you can’t say your own is your favourite!

badgertablet:

ask-the-bone-boys:

“I think I’m speaking for all of us when I say the surface ones are the best. Edge an’ I used to think we’d only ever see the sun when we were like, 90.”

“..As for my least favorite… I’ve only seen about one Underswap since I’ve joined the ‘team,’ but I, uh..”

“…Kinda hate the idea that I’d treat my brother like a fucking toddler, even in an alternate universe. He’s an adult, for christ’s sake! He worked his ass off to get some respect back home, and to see a version of myself patronizing him made me wanna scream.”

“STRETCH WAS RIGHT ABOUT SOMETHING FOR ONCE, I SUPPOSE. I TEND TO ENJOY THE SURFACE MORE THAN OTHER WORLDS. ALTHOUGH, THERE ARE SOME EXCEPTIONS, OF COURSE.”

“THE UNIVERSES CENTERED AROUND MY BROTHER ARE ANNOYING. I DON’T KNOW WHY THERE ARE SO MANY ANGST-DRIVEN, SOULLESS, MURDEROUS SANSES OUT IN THE MULTIVERSE, BUT I KNOW THAT THEY MAKE ME WANT TO SLAP HIM ACROSS THE FACE EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE HIM.”

“MY LEAST FAVORITE WOULD HAVE TO BE THE ONES WHERE I ONLY EXIST IN THE FORM OF A SCARF AND/OR A JAR OF DUST.”

“ALTHOUGH, I’M ALSO NOT VERY FOND OF THE ONES WHERE I SEEM TO HAVE THE MENTAL AGE OF A DEFENSELESS SIX YEAR OLD. I MAKE SURE WE LEAVE THOSE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.”

yes papyri spill! the! tea!!!!!!!!

drawloverlala:

I SWEAR!! i forgot i had to hang out with Undyne and i wanted to have only Papyrus on the phone for a while but then I SAW HIS SAD FACE! and i remembered that he was waiting for me at Undyne’s house the whole time!! D:> how could i?!

Source: drawloverlala

Unpopular opinion: lots of people depict Sans to make super edgy jokes in fanon, but honestly Pap would be more likely to do this. Most of Sans’ jokes in-game were puns and whoopee-cushion pranks (so basically pretty clean humor) but when you fight him in Genocide, he gets deadly serious. In contrast, Papyrus makes a Shakespeare reference and an “AT LEAST I STILL HAVE MY HEAD!” joke and keeps on smiling as his severed head lays on the ground. The true comedic edgelord is Papyrus

thefloatingstone:

This is absolutely correct and I 100% stan this.

Sans’ jokes are the equivalent of those “joke books” you’d read in 5th grade. They’re so clean as to be incredibly lame and there isn’t one edgy or dark thing about them. The fact that they’re lame and groan-worthy and just plain terrible is the POINT.

Papyrus on the other hand…. I… I don’t know if he MEANS to make dark jokes or not… I think he just… says things??? and they unintentionally end up being hilarious but also kinda troubling???

What even is Papyrus.