championoftheravenqueen:

D&D tip: 

Simple backstories are valid AF

you don’t NEED to have a super complex backstory that fits seamlessly in with the lore of whatever world your DM has put you in. It’s okay if you want to write a 3-page backstory but you don’t need to feel like you have to.

One of the best characters I have ever played was my high elf wizard Veta. He backstory? She had student debts.  She had a clear motivation, a clear reason why she became an adventurer, it gave her room for character growth and it gave the DM something to work with and bring into the story (he turned it into the main driving force of the plot actually).

yoongi quotes part two

emporerpenguine:

part one here [x]

what’s something you’re looking forward to doing in america?” 
yoongi: I’ve always wanted to nap in a different country.

taehyung: -rapping-
yoongi: I think I’m going to get indigestion

namjoon: oh! there’s a prize that’d be perfect for you yoongi.
yoongi: is it cash

yoongi, standing in a massive wardrobe: why don’t I have any clothes. 

jin: sandeul is 25? why is he so old??
yoongi, leaning up to whisper in jin’s ear: you are also Old

jhope: suga! can you say a word for our fans?
yoongi: a word
jhope: a little more than that
yoongi: two words 

[picking someone for punishment]
“I pick someone who I love very much….myself.” 

Interviewer: what is something you’d like to throw away in 2018
jin: I want to throw my old pictures away
namjoon: I want to throw unnecessary thoughts away
yoongi: I want to throw myself away

yoongi, playing the role of a female exchange student: 
you think I’m a pushover? i have a gun in my bag

jungkook: here, take my jacket, its cold.
female exchange student yoongi: I think I like your shirt better. 

“Since the wifi was down, I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about who I am as a person.” 

taehyung: you know, I was seriously considering putting those Min Yoongi standees you gave me for christmas on sale online
yoongi: if you did that, I would have bought them and given them to you again. 
yoongi: it’d be like a mobius strip

yoongi, after taking a picture of some ducks: I want to eat ducks
jhope: there is no love in your heart, how can you see a duck and then instantly crave it as a meal????
yoongi: I’m a surrealist. 

taehyung: the red frosting on this cake is really good
yoongi, bursting into the room: rED FLaVOR?
yoongi: i’M cURiOus hONeY (the lyrics to red velvet’s song, red flavor) 

“You would think, ‘he must have gone outside at some point’ but no. I really didn’t set foot out of this room all day.” 

[when yoongi had to choose a colored card to win uno] 
yoongi:
-leans down and presses ear to uno cards-
yoongi: I can hear it…. it’s talking to me…. its talking to me…..its telling me… “im a colored one”
-card is colored-
bts:
-incredulous yelling- 

jungkook: I’d rather die than live without passion
yoongi: everyone, jungkook is going to die soon!

2013 yoongi, forced to wear a maid outfit: hiphop is dead.

yoongi quotes

emporerpenguine:

MC: Please introduce yourself
Yoongi: -throws glitter from pocket-
Yoongi:
I’m Suga. 

Interviewer: What will you be in 10 years?
Yoongi: 33 years old. 

Namjoon: -does aegyo for more meat-
Yoongi: A downside of capitalism.

Interviewer: Please reveal a secret about yourselves.
Yoongi: When we take a bath we take off all our clothes.

Yoongi: -chooses himself as victim for mafia to kill-
BTS: lmao why would you do that
Yoongi: I have no reason to live on

“We actually all had abs at one point, but since its summer, the chocolate has melted.”

[Namjoon doesn’t dry his back after showering]
Yoongi: he says “it will dry off anyway,” then why live if you die anyway?

“In my next life, I want to be reborn as a rock.” 

Any specialties?
Yoongi:
breathing for 25 years straight. 

-gives Jin a $15 Min Yoongi acrylic stand for Christmas-

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