I love how in Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Steve and Bucky are having their dramatic highway battle and the cars in the other lane just keep driving. Like, the regular people in the Marvel Cinematic Universe must be so jaded at this point. Like, “Ho hum. Another Monday. Aw dangit. Looks like they’re at it again. The five o’clock rush is gonna be hell.”
Various twitter accounts just like:
So-called superheroes making me late to work again. Are they gonna employ me when I get fired for their incompetence? 🖕
THINK I SAW CAP AMERICA ON HWY 95 BRIDGE 🇺🇸❤️
No one at work believes I was late because I missed my turn due to “enormous bird man.” #cantmakethisshitup
Captain America vs SHIELD secret police have shootout on freeway in DC. What are they not telling us?
Dropped my snack in floorboard bc some metal arm dude flew off this car & into the gd road. Skittles everywhere.
Saw some guy get tossed into oncoming traffic and hit by a penske truck this afternoon. #gross #wasgettinglunch #nevermind 🤢
FUCKING SUPERHEROES BETTER HAVE SOME SUPER FUCKING INSURANCE. CAME OUT OF MEETING. MY CAR IS TOTALED. WTF?!?!
Saw Black Widow on bridge this afternoon. #daymade
Which Avenger has a metal arm? #newfave 💋
Think I saw Cap A out of costume & still fighting shit. Either that or some kids have taken LARPing too far.
Is there an Avengers with wings? Seriously. This is important.
Pray for those caught in #Hwy95 incident. Bus overturned. Potential Avengers situation. 🙏
Ridding the world of evil? What about the evil of making a girl late to her lunch date? Smh
Got bullet holes in my car today, but it also shielded black widow so like thank you ma’am. It’s been an honor.
Okay I already reblogged the original, but this ‘twitter’ post has me crying, so I have to reblog it too. Lmfao!
Which avenger has a metal arm? #new fave
*dead*
As a former resident of the NOVA/DC area I can honestly say that people driving around this super battle on I-95 was one of the most realistic things about that movie
I think people forget just how starved we writers are for feedback. Like every time someone tells me how much they liked my writing or how it touched them I do an internal breakdance while crying for five minutes straight.
Favorite Pictures of VIXX Part III: Picturesque Edition
Reasons:
N: Any photo of N smiling is The Best Photo, but I especially love this one. He just looks so happy and completely at peace in the warm sunshine with the city sprawled out behind him, and those are concepts I support wholeheartedly.
Ken: I love how Ken uses his entire body to express delight. Also that smile is legit one of the most charming things I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
Leo: I love this hairstyle and whole general look so much; it makes him look soft and contemplative, like a poet thinking Deep, Tragic Thoughts.
Ravi: Ravi reached peak perfection at the exact moment this photo was taken, you cannot convince me otherwise.
Hyuk: Look at this sassy devil child looking downright angelic in a cloud-soft white sweater like he just fell from Heaven itself, smh.
Hongbin: This pic emits such a calm, gentle, ethereal aura. 11/10.
I wanna say to all inspiring su theorists out there that i’m pretty sure the crew is stealing theories off tumblr. please be careful. your intellectual property is important. stay safe out there
this is soooooo funny SU critical blogs learned to correctly interpret foreshadowing and now they think they’re being plagiarized omg me when I read The Very Hungry Caterpillar and I thought he would turn into a butterfly at the end
IM LOSING IT
Um Rebecky Glucose? I theorized that Rose Quartz was Pink Diamond based on clues in the show, it’s my intellectual property now and if you use it in the show that’s stealing.
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