but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out
“what the fuck is this”
“i have anemia”
“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”
“dude really you don’t have to just leave what the fu—”
“you disgust me here take these iron supplements”
“where did you even get th—”
“shut up and take your pills and dont forget your vitamin D”
“i’m going to check up on you weekly to make sure you’re taking them”
“that’s not necessary”
“maybe we should work on a dietary plan with foods rich in iron and other things for you”
“do you get this involved with all of your meals”
VAMPIREDUDE: did u get the cookbook i orderd 4 u
ME: Oh my god, first of all stop using text speak, you told me you were 278, second how did you know where I LIVED, third yes I got it.
VAMPIREDUDE: heard onions were good 4 blood, eat lots
ME: So you can have a tasty meal? I guess you’d rather I stay away from garlic, huh.
VAMPIREDUDE: UR being v rude I just got u a present!!!
ME: THE COOKBOOK IS CALLED “HOW TO TASTE DELICIOUS,” I AM CALLING THE COPS
Finally someone distilled truth from mythology. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to suggest supplements and doctors visits just from smelling people.
With Book I now complete, now is the perfect time to start reading (or heck, REread) my comic Daughter of the Lilies: an epic fantasy about love, theology, mental illness, and the realities of life as an adventurer, with colors by @yokoboo!
Thistle is just your average masked mage with a mysterious power, an enigmatic past, and, of course, the great burden of Destiny on her shoulders. She’s chased out of every town with torches and pitchforks when the locals see her face, and is eagerly sought after by a great and terrible figure who defines most of her dark thoughts towards herself. Out of a desperate need to make a quick buck so she can move on to a new quiet place to live, she joins up with a small band of Mercenaries, but quickly finds herself unwittingly swept up in and caught off guard by their bonds of loyalty.
Will these unruly, uncultured, rough-around-the-edge fighters be the ones to help Thistle realize her sense of self-worth in time to stop the shadows of her past from overwhelming and consuming the world? Time will tell, I suppose.
you can really tell when you walk into someone’s house if their parents made them do chores as a kid or not
if any of my followers are adults with young kids… please for the love of all that is holy, make those children do chores. make them wash the dishes and clean the bathrooms. teach them how to do their laundry. make them help you with dinner.
i am almost 23 years old and none of my roommates and only half my friends know how to take care of themselves or their living spaces. there’s filth on countertops, moldering dishes in the sink, i can’t take my shoes off because i don’t want even my socks to touch the floor, the showers look like i’d be less clean if i used them. it radiates a complete lack of self respect.
i have seen baby boomers and older millennials calling it abuse to make kids do chores, and i call bullshit. chores are how kids learn to become functional adults. i had to do the dishes every night, clean the kitchen and bathroom once a week, do all my own laundry, and help cook dinner. and i’m ~magically~ one of the only people i know who has a respectable standard of cleanliness for my home.
it’s not rocket science. it’s good parenting. please make your children do chores, and thank you for coming to my TED talk.
Wha-….I…how is making your kids do chores “abuse”? Why would you even think that?
Mom: Honey, could you do these dishes? Kid: I HATE THIS FUCKING FAMILY
EVERYBODY SHOULD READ THIS!!!!!!!!! REBLOG…IT CAN SAVE A LIFE OR TWO!!! WARNING: Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren’s parents have always told her to never pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc.
Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called, 112 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren’t, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way.
Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They pulled the guy from the car and tackled him to the ground. The man was a convicted rapist and wanted for other crimes. I never knew about the 112 Cell Phone feature. I tried it on my AT&T phone & it said, “Dialing Emergency Number.” Especially for a woman alone in a car, you should not pull over for an unmarked car. Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going on to a safe place.
*Speaking to a service representative at Bell Mobility confirmed that 112 was a direct link to State trooper info. So, now it’s your turn to let your friends know about “Dialing, 112”
You may want to send this to every Man, Woman & Youngster you know; it may well save a life.
This applies to ALL 50 states PLEASE PASS ALONG TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY, IT CAN SAVE A LIFE….
Works in Canada too guys, just tried it!
Reblogging for anyone of the feminine preference that follow me. (Or for general knowledge.)
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