Soulmates are not your ~other half~, that’s just nonsense. You are a whole person already, not half a person. A soulmate isn’t even inherently romantic. A soulmate is just the other sock in a matched set. You’re still a whole, complete sock on your own, you are perfectly functional paired with any other sock, it’s just that it’s even better when you match. A soulmate is literally just the person who makes your soul go “!!! Same hat!!!” and wave excitedly.
i love this
this is literally the only interpretation of “soulmate” that I can tolerate or accept
Fucking fantastic
THANK YOU FOR PUTTING THIS INTO WORDS FOR MEEEE!!!
Is really a shitty concept. You’re too old for everything. Cartoons, sleepovers, candy, etc. Basically, you’re too old for fun. You shouldn’t be too old for fun ever in your life. If you want to watch cartoons, do it! If you want to have sleepovers, do it!
CS Lewis famously said that the intrusive desire to appear grown up all costs was in of itself a childish trait that secure adults should’ve grown out of it.
He worded it that “When I was young I hid my love of fairy tails for fear of ridicule, now that I’m 50 I read them openly”
All this is true.
The intrusive desire to appear “mature” is a major insecurity in and of itself and the sooner we learn hobbies have no age limit that get’s you thrown out for hitting it, the better.
I have a personal theory that every single person on this earth wonders when they’ll start feeling like an adult. And that anyone who claims otherwise is in denial because of this insecure urge to appear “grown up”.
Which is a lovely theory because it can’t be disproven. If you disagree you’re just in denial.
“I need an adult. Wait, I am an adult. I need an adultier adult.” If you’re over 18, you relate to this.
Maybe people over fifty start wondering how they got this far.
Clark Kent is not a coward, he just hates Superman. The reason he runs off every time disaster occurs is cause he knows Superman will be there soon and he can’t stand the guy.
Oh lord, the idea of a running gag of Clark having to come up with more and more elaborate reasons to hate the most beloved guy on Earth would be comedy gold.
“I loaned him thirty four bucks three weeks ago and he STILL hasn’t paid me back”
“I saw him littering once”
“He’s friends with an asshole like Batman!”
“We’re not friends anymore AND HE KNOWS WHY!”
Isn’t it canon that Clark infrequently writes anti-Superman op-eds, to the point where Lex Luthor sometimes invites him to come be the reporter at his PR stunts because he’s got him on a list of anti-Superman journalists?
Also think about it the other way around.
Superman, most beloved guy on Earth, having to field questions on why that one really sweet reporter from the Daily Planet hates him. Like it’s not even about the ‘Alien’ thing like with Luthor. It just seems personal.
He just scuffs his foot, looking bashful. “I don’t really wanna talk about it but I kinda deserve it.”
Rumours run rampant from Ex-Boyfriends to Stealing-Yo-Girl to Childhood Friends who did something real stupid but Clark was the only one to take the fall.
Bruce loves every minute and secretly perpetuates them. It’s the highlight of his week.
Not to be that dick, but some people in the fandom really are in denial about what Lucio has done. I keep seeing people claim we ‘don’t know that he’s evil, it’s all just rumours’ and I’m like… what? Let Lucio be evil, don’t turn him into a weepy ‘I had no choice’ villain please.
He has enslaved people.
He has blackmailed a village.
He has ripped people’s hearts out.
He did neglect his people and let them starve, let their districts flood.
He did kill his father.
He did try to kill his mother.
And those are just a few that are mentioned or shown, that I remember right now. If I go through the whole story again I’m sure I’ll find more.
Clearly I’m not saying you can’t like Lucio – hell I do – but don’t pretend like he’s some misunderstood wounded man who only looks evil because of lies.
The best argument you could make is saying he’s not malicious but rather indifferent, and that is still evil.
im dying i couldnt understand what the fuck happened cus i thought this was about happy dj frog man
Same I was like “What the fuck lore update did I MISS?”
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