yoongi quotes

emporerpenguine:

MC: Please introduce yourself
Yoongi: -throws glitter from pocket-
Yoongi: I’m Suga. 

Interviewer: What will you be in 10 years?
Yoongi: 33 years old. 

Namjoon: -does aegyo for more meat-
Yoongi: A downside of capitalism.

Interviewer: Please reveal a secret about yourselves.
Yoongi: When we take a bath we take off all our clothes.

Yoongi: -chooses himself as victim for mafia to kill-
BTS: lmao why would you do that
Yoongi: I have no reason to live on

“We actually all had abs at one point, but since its summer, the chocolate has melted.”

[Namjoon doesn’t dry his back after showering]
Yoongi: he says “it will dry off anyway,” then why live if you die anyway?

“In my next life, I want to be reborn as a rock.” 

Any specialties?
Yoongi: breathing for 25 years straight. 

-gives Jin a $15 Min Yoongi acrylic stand for Christmas-

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