snakesaredelicious:

saint-ambrosef:

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

If you plan to pray and a nagging voice in your head says, “Don’t bother, you aren’t good/holy/sinless enough to pray” you punch the heck outta that voice and pray anyway because Satan is a weak hoe and you should be praying the most when you are at your lowest point.

“Satan is a weak hoe” should be embroidered on throw pillows